Sardar ROCKS

SARDAR ROCKS
Sardar Se Puchha: Tum Next Janam Me Kya Banna Pasand Karoge?
Sardar: A Cockroach
Why?
Because Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach si hi darti hey

Teacher: ' Delhi me Kutubminar hai'
Sardar was sleeping & Teacher wakes him up.
Techer asks: 'what i said'.
Sardar replies:' Delhi me Kutta bimar hai'

Sardar apne bete se Bola: Oye, Gabra mat. Tu sher da puttar hay
Beta: Oye Papaji Teacher bhi yehi bolti hay k tu kisi jaanwar ki aulad hai.