August 31, 2009

Donate Eye

Total people in India : 110 Crore

Each day average death count : 62389

Each day average birth count : 86853

In India Total Blind : 682497

If each dying person donate their eyes, within 10 days,
India achieves the Prestige No blind person in the country.

Donate your eyes or at least forward this message.
For the sake of the
country or for your fellow human beings who cannot yet see the beautiful world around them.

August 28, 2009

Obama's family moving to Washington

Obama's Family Moving To Washington from Kenya ……

MEIN SHADI KARTA NAHI HO JATI HAI



Recession has not hit this guy - he is managing 84 wives !!!!!!!
( Sorry, the article is in Hindi )

Lawyers

Lawyers should never ask grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly grandmother to the stand. He approached her and asked; "Mrs.. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you're a big disappointment to me. You lie, cheat on your wife, manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you..

"The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs.. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?" She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster. He's lazy, bigoted, and has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes I know him."The defense attorney almost died.

The judge asked both lawyers to approach the bench and in a quiet voice said: "If either of you rascals asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to the electric chair

TOP 50 WEBSITES

TIME's list of 50 Best Websites of 2009 is:. Flickr
2. California Coastline
3. Delicious
4. Metafilter
5. popurls
6. Twitter
7. Skype
8. Boing Boing
9. Academic Earth
10. OpenTable
11. Google
12. YouTube
13. WolframAlpha
14. Hulu
15. Vimeo
16. Fora TV
17. Craiglook
18. Shop Goodwill
19. Amazon
20. Kayak
21. Netflix
22. Etsy
23. PropertyShark.com
24. Redfin
25. Wikipedia
26. Internet Archive
27. Kiva
28. ConsumerSearch
29. Metacritic
30. Pollster
31. Facebook
32. Pandora and Last.fm
33. Musicovery
34. Spotify
35. Supercook
36. Yelp
37. Visuwords
38. CouchSurfing
39. BabyNameWizard.com's NameVoyager
40. Mint
41. TripIt
42. Aardvark
43. drop.io
44. Issuu
45. Photosynth
46. OMGPOP
47. WorldWideTelescope
48. Fonolo
49. Get High Now
50. Know Your Meme (ANI)

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August 27, 2009

Mystery



HiFirst see the attached picthen save these images to any of your folders(not desktop) and select view thumbnails…How is this possible?? Can anyonecrack the mystery behind it?? If you crack it then please let me knowtoo…This message is for the designated recipient only and may containprivileged, proprietary, or otherwise private information. If you havereceived it in error, please notify the sender immediately and delete theoriginal. Any other use of the email by you is prohibited.

Women

Some times little things in life can make ur whole world change:-)To all the guys who read this…..please read fully and understand…………..To all the girls who read this……….. An excellent forward……please readfully..... and forward to the boys you know……….This is a beautiful article:The woman in your life...very well expressed...Tomorrow you may get a working woman, but you should marry her withthese facts as well.Here is a girl, who is as much educated as you are;Who is earning almost as much as you do;One, who has dreams and aspirations just asyou have because she is as human as you are;One, who has never entered the kitchen in her life just like you or yourSister haven't, as she was busy in studies and competing in a systemthat gives no special concession to girls for their culinary achievementsOne, who has lived and loved her parents & brothers & sisters, almost asmuch as you do for 20-25 years of her life;One, who has bravely agreed to leave behind all that, her home, peoplewho love her, to adopt your home, your family, your ways and even yourfamily ,nameOne, who is somehow expected to be a master-chef from day #1, whileyou sleep oblivious to her predicament in her new circumstances,environment and that kitchenOne, who is expected to make the tea, first thing in the morning and cookfood at the end of the day, even if she is as tired as you are, maybe more,and yet never ever expected to complain; to be a servant, a cook, a mother,a wife, even if she doesn't want to; and is learning just like you are asto what you want from her; and is clumsy and sloppy at times and knowsthat you won't like it if she is too demanding, or if she learnsfaster than you;One, who has her own set of friends, and that includes boys and evenmen at her workplace too, those, who she knows from school days andyet is willing to put all that on the back-burners to avoid yourirrational jealousy, unnecessary competition and your inherentinsecurities;Yes, she can drink and dance just as well as you can, but won't, simplyBecause you won't like it, even though you say otherwiseOne, who can be late from work once in a while when deadlines, justlike yours, are to be met;One, who is doing her level best and wants to make this most important,relationship in her entire life a grand success, if you just help her someand trust her;One, who just wants one thing from you, as you are the only one sheknows in your entire house - your unstinted support, yoursensitivities and most importantly - your understanding, or love, ifyou may call it.But not many guys understand this......Please appreciate "HER"I hope you will do....Respect Her."Change what u can,Accept what u cant change"

August 26, 2009

Appointment with the Dentist

A person phones a dentist to enquire about the cost for a Tooth extraction.. ......... ...."5000 for an extraction, Sir" the dentist replied."5000 !!! Have you not got anything cheaper?""That's the normal charge," said the dentist."What about if you did not use any anesthetic?""That's unusual, sir, but I could do it and knock 1500 off and it would be quite painful !!""What about if you used one of your dentist trainees and still without an anesthetic?""I can't guarantee their professionalism and it may be extremely painful, but the price could drop to 2000"."How about if you make it a training session, and your student do the extraction with the other students watching and learning ?"It'll be good for the students", mulled the dentist. "but you must understand that it's going to be very traumatic as well as really really painful, but I'll charge you 500.""Arre wah !!!, now you are talking!!!!! ! It's a deal," said the Sindhi. "Can you confirm an appointment for my wife next Tuesday then?"

August 25, 2009

WHY?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

What is the speed of darkness? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?

If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Did you ever stop and wonder......

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum.

" Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs !

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

Tourist Destination above the clouds (Kalavaara Halli)







This place is called Kalavaara Halli and the mountain is called Kalavaarahalli Betta (also called as Skanda Giri). It is located near Chikkaballapura - a small town under bangalore rural district.
Height -- about 1750m from sea level. Distance .. . From Bangalore 70+ kms From Nearest Town/Medical Help : Chikkaballapura
The Route(Getting there): There are 2 routes to kalawara betta. One is take a turn towards Nandi Hills and go further to kalawaraVillage crossing Muddenahalli. This is shorter route than the one from Chikaballapur. Second one is to go to chikaballapur and then to kalawaraVillage. >From KalawaraVillage ask for Omkara Jyoti Ashrama / Papagni Mutt. There is a shiva temple and vehicles can be parked there. This is at the base of the Hills. Nandi to Kalawara to Papagni Mutt is 6 kmsChikaballapur to papagni Mutt is 3 kms
L evel of Trekking: Moderate** M ust carry Water, first aid box, Snacks or light foods as nothing available on the top or on the way to Trek from papagni Mutt

Swine Flu

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How Did He Do It

August 24, 2009

Memories of 80s Bellur Interesting

Memory is a very tricky thing. We may remember some things and not other, less pleasant experiences. On the one hand, I know that what I remember is not exactly how life was in the past. On the other hand, I cannot doubt the truth of this memory. When we remember nostalgically the past memories, we wish we could relive or return to those good days once again. Compared to our present time, the time in the past seems to us so much freer, more energetic, more affectionate and more perfect. We yearn for those moments but we know they are irrevocable. Nostalgia can only confirm that the separation with something that we value and long for cannot be bridged in our present. It is an unfulfilling longing. We sense the lack. We sense the impossibility of retrieving the lost time. We feel regret.
Nostalgia is more commonly referred to not as a medical condition or a field of study, but as a feeling that any normal person can have. Nostalgia can often be associated with a fond childhood memory, a certain game or a treasured personal object. In the above given link, I have spoken more about my childhood memories. Amongst other things, I have mentioned a few of the ads I saw in the ’80s on television. Recently, I also wrote a couple of posts about the LIRIL girl and the 1950s Johnson’s Baby ad. A few comments in the previous post asked me to write more about the old ads that we had seen in our childhood. Hence continuing on ads, I remembered (thanks to Sundar) a few more ads from the ’80s and penned some details, jingles, punchlines and stories related to them. All the readers who have seen these ads might have instant recall, I feel.
FROOTI: To this day, you can hear it on board any train: “Ey, thanda Frooti, cold draaaaaannnnk”. Mango Frooti had an original ad with a jingle that ended, “Mango Frooti, fresh and juicy” Later in the early 90s, this ad was set to the tune of the then-famous “Ice Ice Baby”.
GLUCON- D: “Glucon-D, yeh jaan mein jaan daal de – peete hi!” variations include: “iske saath ek foot-patti, muft muft muft!” and “Mmm! Santre jaisa mazedaar!”, says the kid who turns into a superhero. One of the ads featureed this superhero stuck in a traffic jam inside a bus. The driver is really tired and they are moving real slow and in jerks. Suddenly, our hero clicks his fingers – Ah, I have an idea! He exits the bus running, and changes into Super Glucon-D boy and gives the driver some Glucon-D. For some reason, this not only refreshes the driver, it also eases traffic flow! Was that a metaphor to say that this drink also has a lot of fiber in it? I used to love Glucon-D. The orange taste was great. Almost as good as Orange Rasna.
TATA NAMAK: “Namak ho Tata ka, Tata namak!” went the jingle.
GAGAN GHEE: “Khao Gagan, raho magan!” went the ad phrase.
WOODWARDS GRIPE WATER: Kid crying. Mom taking care of kid. Grandma walks in. “Kya hua?” “Bachchi ro rahi thi” “Woodwards Gripe Water dede. Tu jab choti thi, tab tujhe yehi diya tha maine”. Gramma’s Mama walks in. “Kya hua?”… and like those Russian stories where the elephant, the chicken, the donkey, the walrus, the hare, the bear, the cossack, the chipmunk and the squirrel slowly add onto the rest of the story just to make it longer, this ad goes from mother to great-great-grandmother. All this to show that WGW has been around since 1919 or something. I remember seeing the Kannada version of this ad too. (”Yenaythu” “magu altha ide” “Woodwards kodu”)
COLGATE TOOTH POWDER: Village setting. Macho fellow is out in the yard, with his weights, in front of a couple of buffaloes.Macho: Arrey Bhabhi, zara mera doodh-badaam aur koyla dena to!Bhabhi: Arrey wah, devarji, badan ke liye doodh-badaam, aur daaton ke liye koyla?![Scene change, shows graphic of gums and teeth up close]Voice-over: Khurdare padaarth daaton ki parakh kharaab kar sakte hain…. Isthemal kijiye Colgate Tooth Powder!
PRESTIGE COOKER: The ad featured a wife slaving away in the kitchen while her mother-in-law relaxed in the living room and the hubby was at work (I thought). The wife is really overworked and understandably loses patience and starts throwing kitchenware into the living room, and the other people in the house watch each utensil go over their heads (imagine the spectators watching a game of tennis).
Voice over: Phenk do yeh kadhaai, bekchi, yeh frying pan…Inse nata todo.(The last sentence is accompanied by a huge vessel landing in the postman’s hands)(Heaven slowly lowers a Prestige Pressure Cooker into the wife’s hands)Prestige Pressure Cooker. Fry kare, deep fry kare, chun chun sikaai kare.Jhat ubaale, pat pressure de [Cue to loud whistle]Prestige Pressure Cooker. Jo biwi se karein pyaar, woh Prestige se kaise karein inkaar!
A second, very similar (albeit shortened) version of this ad plugged Prestige Pressure Pans instead of Cookers. Replace the word Cooker in the above with Pan, and that’s what it was.
GODREJ SHAVING CREAM: An early-mid 80s ad for Godrej Shaving Cream featured Vivek Vaswani as some sort of nervous reporter who is interviewing random men. The scene begins with VV approaching some clean-shaven CONFIDENT guy in a neat suit.
VV: Uh.. Ss-Sir, which shaving cream do you use?Guy1, confidently smiling: Godrej!VV: Why?Guy1: Great shave, cologne fragrance! Wife loves it!The guy is talking fast because he is in an elevator and has already reached his floor and is getting off. VV has to now pursue other guys, and he sees another guy enter the elevator..VV: Sir, which shaving cream do you -Guy2 turns around and displays his beard, smiles and says, in a deep voice: ME?
DABUR CHYAWANPRASH: Featuring the Marathi character actor Shriram Lagoo.Kid: Dadaji! Badminton!SL: uh-huh, pehle Dabur Chyawanprash(voice over): Anwla aur chalees se bhi adhik gunon se bharpoor, Dabur Chyawanprash!
PAN PARAG: Featuring the suppressed histrionic mights of a fat Shammi Kapoor and Ashok Kumar and their wives (one of them was Asha Lata, maybe? They were the typical maa-wife roleplayer women of the early and mid-80s.Ver.1.Scene: Shehnai playing in the background, it is the house where the wedding is supposed to take place, which is the bride’s house, and it happens to be Ashok Kumar’s house.
AK’s W: Suniye, ladki ke maa-baap aaye hainAK: Arrey, aaiye, aaiye (ha ha ha ha ha, mandatory laughter from all four members)SK: Baarat… thik 8 baje pahunch jaayegi. Par hum aapse ek baat to kehne bhool hi gaye!(Shehnai stops, and sudden jarring music is played on keyboard while AK and his wife share a worried look… thinking… DOWRY!)SK: Ghabraiye nahin, hume kuch nahin chahiye! Hum to sirf itna chahte hain ki aap baraatiyon ka swagat… Pan Parag se kijiye!AK (relieved): Oh-ho, Pan Parag! Humein kya maloom tha aap bhi Pan Parag ke shaukeen hain… (he pulls out a tin can from under his shawl) Yeh lijiye Pan Parag(closeup of SK’s face which brightens up): PAN PARAG!(singer, probably Priti Sagar): Pan Parag, pan masala Pan ParagKhatir-daari mein zaroori, iske bina mehfil adhooriPan parag, pan masala, Pan Parag!
Ver.2.Featuring Jalal Agha.Scene: JA enters a party, and guests notice him and start talking to him.Guest 1 (played by middle aged lady): Arrey lo, aagaye? Aaj kal to bade chaaye hue ho TV par, Pan Parag aur kya kya!JA (smiles humbly): Shukriya.Guest 2 (played by Vipin Handa, who went on to have a short-lived talk show called Aamne-Saamne): TV mein to hamesha tayaar rehte ho, aaj kahan hai tumhara dibba?JA (smartly pulls out a pillow pouch!): To YEH kya hai?!Guest 3: Ek se… mera kya hoga!!! (laughs)JA: To aap DO lijiye!Guest 4’s voice: Aur mere liye?(JA turns towards the voice, sees its a really tall dude, and pulls out the whole strip and smiles at camera, while Priti Sagar sings the jingle).
VICCO TURMERIC AYURVEDIC CREAM: Featuring a very young Sangeeta Bijlani. This version is historic because it was always featured before one of the very first sitcoms that I ever saw on Doordarshan, Yeh Jo Hai Zindagi. starring Shafi Inamdar, Swaroop Sampat, Rakesh Bedi and Satish Shah in different roles – who doesn’t remember that one episode where he keeps saying, “What a relieeeeef!”
Scene: A wedding, the bride’s house, the females who are dressing up and decorating the bride (Sangeeta Bijlani) are supposed to be singing, while the parents are looking at each other sad yet happy… the chorus sings:Bade naazon se paali hamaari banno, tujhe dulhan banaaye ree pyaari banno (shehnai) (lead female voice) tujhko haldi ka ubhtan lagaayein sakhiyaan (at this point there is cackling laughter from all the girls, as they apply turmeric paste to her legs and her cheeks) teri kaaya ko kanchan banaayein sakhiyaan (chorus) roop kundan sa chamke hamaari banno, tujhe dulhan banaaye ree pyaari banno… (at this point, she is going around the holy fire seven times with her hubby, and the wedding is done. The music changes, and they show the couple on their honeymoon, in what is probably Observation Post, but is supposed to be Kashmir, then her hubby jumps into a swimming pool, comes out, and drips all the water in his hair onto Sangeeta. (voiceover says something about Vicco Vajradanti Ayurvedic Cream, which you probably don’t notice because they are showing a young Sangeeta on the screen, smiling)(chorus) Vicco Turmeric Ayurvedic Cream!(female) Tvacha ki raksha karey, antiseptic creamRoop ko sanvarey, nikharey har dam!Haldi aur chandan ka anokha sangam!(chorus) Vicco Turmeric Ayurvedic Cream,Vicco Turmeric Ayurvedic Cream!(at this point all the music stops, and in my mind I always hear the theme song of Yeh Jo Hai Zindagi start up!)
DABUR KA LAL DANTMANJAN:Scene: A classroom in some Hindi medium school in a village. There’s a diagram of the front view of human teeth. Teacher has really really bad teeth.Teacher: Bacchon, yeh hai hamaare daaton ki banavat! (looks around) Raju! Tumhare daat to motiyon jaise chamak rahey hain!Raju: (played by Master Bittu, I think): Kyon na ho, masterji, main Dabur ka Lal Dantmanjan jo istimaal karta hoon!(a few more dialogues by the teacher, extolling Raju’s good habits, which unfortunately I don’t remember because the short version of this ad received more airtime)Another student: Lekin masterji, AAPKE DAANT?!
MAGGI 2-MINUTE NOODLES: Two kids, a brother and a sister, get down from their school bus and open the house gates and enter the kitchen immediately. And they scream in unison, “Mummy bhookh lagi hai!” The mom smiles and says, “Do minute!” The jingle: unfortunately only the first and last line remain fresh in memory, the rest of it disappeared because they played the short version of this ad for a lot longer than the original version.“School se aate dhoom machaate(second line)(third line)Ek hi baat pe (something) manaate, Maggi Maggi Maggi!”Mom: Pal bhar mein tayyar….kids in chorus: Khaane mein mazedaar!
DETTOL SOAP: Not a jingle, really. Just a short ad showing this woman in the marketplace, at work, in the bus on the way back home, and dust settling on her all through. She comes back home and voila! There’s a bar of Dettol Soap in the bathroom. Harish Bhimani provides the voice-over for this ad: “Dettol Saabun. Mail mein chupe keetaanuon ko dho daalta hai.” Simple and short.
SYLVANIA LAXMAN: The early ad didn’t have the singing bit. It was just Asrani who was a servant. And the lamps in the house all go phut at the same time, so his mistress sends him over to the store to buy Sylvania Laxman bulbs. He tries to remember, but by the time he reaches the store (owned by Viju Khote), he has forgotten what it was called…Asrani: Ey bhai, Raam Laxman bulb dena!Viju Khote: AISA KOI BULB NAHIN AATA!Asrani: Aji kaise dukaandaar hain aap! Duniya bhar mein mashoor (and even at this point, VK starts to understand what A wants and starts to pick it out), uttam quality ka bana….VK: To Sylvania Laxman bulb chahiye tumheinAsrani: Haan haan wohi, lekin ek nahin chhar.VK: Chhar?Asrani: POORE GHAR KE BADAL DALOONGA!
[Aside: The reason I capitalized those lines was to show how they came into regular use later on. For example, my cousin went to BMS College and he was telling me that at one of the Cultural fests, at a Sales Appeal contest, one of the teams had to bring out an ad for underwear, and this guy goes...Arrey haan wohi, lekin ek nahin, do hazaar!Do hazaar?!?(looks at the audience) Poore College ko badal daaloonga!!
ECE BULBS: This ad starred the artist better known as Ghanshu Bhikari (from Nukkad). On the way out of the house, Ravi Baswani’s wife says:(singing) Bhool na jaana! ECE bulb laana! and then there’s a whole lot of people talking in different languages asking him not to forget…Parsi: Dikra, bhool to nai, ECE bulb lavjo!Bangaali aurat: Bhoolbe naa nee sho bulb ECE bulband the Bangaali aurat is the last one to tell him about the bulb, when he reaches the bulb shop owned by Ghanshu and says: Bulbbulbbulbbulbbulb….Ghanshu sings: Jyaada de ujaala (and the bulb/tube lights up in his hand) din-o-din chalne waala ECE bulb aur ECE tube!
CASPER MOSQUITO REPELLANT: Scene shows a family of mom-dad-bro and sis.Male voice: Maccharon ko jisse lagta hai darkids chorus: Woh hai Casper!Male voice: Woh chemical jismein dugna asar!kids chorus: Woh hai Casper!Male voice: Shaam se lekar subah tak jale!kids chorus: Woh hai Casper!Male voice: Jismein ek nahin, DO conductor!kids chorus: Woh hai Casper!(voice over): Bhaarat mein pehli baar! Electronic mosquito repellent, Casper! (Only, he sounded like he said Kesper)
GOOD NIGHT MOSQUITO REPELLANT: I only remember the last line in this jingle: Sweet dreams, and Good Knight folks!
NECC (National Egg Coordination Committee): A very famous ad, because the jingle was catchy. Calendar (Again, I am using the famous character played by Satish kaushik in Mr. India): Meri jaan, meri jaan, murgi ke ande!Dilip Dhawan: Khaana meri jaan, meri jaan, murgi ke ande!Female: Omlet khilaoon, fried khilaoon, boiled khilaoon!Priti Sagar’s voice: Khilaoon murgi ke, murgi ke, ande hi ande!(voice over, probably Harish Bhimani): Sunday ho ya Monday, roj khaayein andeCalendar (with an egg held between thumb and first two fingers): Fantash-tick!
NATIONAL INTEGRATION ADS: There were about three of these ads… they were long and I used to remember each and every line.
The first ad was the one with popular sportspersons (Kapil, Gavaskar, Milka Singh, PT Usha, Prasanna, Padukone, to name a few) carrying the torch through different regions of India. The background music was inspiring and ended with the national anthem tune.
Second was the famous “Mile Sur Mera Tumhara”:(Bhimsen Joshi): Mile sur mera tumhara tooooo soooor bane hamaara… sur ki dariya har disha se behke saagar mein mile… baadalon ka roop-a lekar… barse halke halke…. oooooh mile sur mera tumhara tooo soor bane hamara….(Rajasthan, featuring then-famous bowler Narendra Hirwani sitting on aqueduct) (your) tarang (and) (my) tarang… ek vat baniye (our) tarang! Tena sur mele mera sur dena milke bane ek nava sur da(Shabana Azmi right outside the Taj Mahal): Mile sur mera tumhara to sur bane hamaara(cast of Tamas, supposed to be the Punjab element)Female chorus: Sur ka dariya behke saagar mein mileyMale chorus: Baadlaan-da roop lehkeDeepa Sahi: Barsanei hole hole….
(we move deep south, and musician Balamurlikrishna is on the beach with Cricketer turned umpire Venkataraghavan and some others… including Kamal Hassan who doesn’t sing but just gives a Digjam pose) Isayindaal… nam iruvarin… suramum namadaahum (Veena music, while Kamal shows off his Digjam pose.)isaimel raagaahum aadise aarugal mugilai mazhaiaai pozhivadum pol isai! nam isaaaaaaaaiiii!(woman singing dhik tak dhik ta jhoom… etc etc)Shift to Karnataka. (man dressed in Coorg attire) Nanna dhwanige ninna dhwaniya (woman) seridante namma dhwaniya (you can also see prakash padukone here)Shift to Andhra. (man and woman together) naa swaramoo nee swaramoo sangamamai mana swaranga avatarincheShift to Kerala. (mallu dude on elephant) ende swaramum ningalude swaramum ottucheru namm-ode swaramai!(cut from one Communist state to another: Bong boatman slowly rowing boat on the Hooghly)…. Tomar shoor modir shoor… sristi hoouu… hoiko shoor… (repeat thrice)fourth time: sristi hoouu hoi ko taal (change music to manipuri/nagaland type with people walking past with their arms interlocked around their hips)(male) Tomar moro shoorono milano (female joins in) shrishti hoo chalo chapano(music while Goa is shown and they show Mario Miranda’s cartoon styled paintings…)(Mallika Sarabhai in Gujju) Maley soor jo taro maro, bane aapdo soor niralo..(Tanuja representing Maharashtra): Majhya tumchya jultya taara madhur suranchya barasti dhaara(Shrillest voice of ALL, Lata, first singing for Waheeda Rehman) Sur ki nadiya har disha se behke saagar mein mile(now for Hema Malini) Baadalon ka rooooop leke barse halke halke(Sharmila Tagore) hooo mile sur mera tumhara(now they make no pretense and show Lata) Mile sur mera tumhara… toooooo soor bane…. hamaara….(music increases in volume and speed again and they show the TRIO – Ganga Jamuna and Saraswati, Amitabh, Jeetendra and Mithun, with their arms around each other) Mile sur mera tumhara, to sur bane hamara(everyone singing together) to sur bane hamara! to sur bane hamara!(song turns into end of national anthem, Jaya he, jaya he… just the music, while each beat forms the Indian flag and the silhouette of Gandhi)end title: Har Dil Mein Jagaayein Rashtrajyoti…
The next one was on the same lines, and was different people singing “Baje sargam, har taraf se goonje bankar Deshraag”. Among others, popular musicians like Hariprasad Chaurasia, Shiv Kumar Sharma, Allah Rakha, Balamuralikrishna, Zakir Hussain were seen in this song.
GOLD SPOT: (Guy): She’s crazy about (something)(Girl):As crazy as he’s about (something else) and hits the tennis ball into the guy’s mouth, who manages to remove it just before they sing: (together): As crazy as crazy as we’re about… Gold Spot! The Zing Thing! Gold Spot (two bolts of thunder courtesy synthesizer) Gold Spot!
AMUL CHOCOLATE (voice over at the end by Harish Bhimani)(Girl): I am too old for dolls, too young for the Disco(Guy, I think this was a very young Aftab Shivdasani): But I think you’re just right for Amul Chocolate!(Voice over): Amul chocolate! A gift for someone you love!
B-TEX CREAM & LOTION:Ver.1.Male: Daad, khaaj khujli ka dushman?!Chorus: B-Tex Malam, B-Tex LotionMale: Eczema ka jaani dushman!Chorus: B-Tex Malam B-Tex Lotion, B-Tex!
Ver.2.Another, more recent B-Tex ad Ravi Baswani is scratching his shoulder and back, when Archana Joglekar steps up and sings a parody of Tirchi Topiwale:
RB (irritated with the itch): Oye Oye!AJ: Khujli karne waale! B-Tex lagaa le!B-Tex lagaake tu apni (aa aa aa)Daad, khaaj khujli mitaleRB (happily displaying a tube of B-Tex): Oye Oye!
KINETIC HONDA: (scooter, featured a very young Javed Jaffrey out of a job and suddenly getting a scooter) .song: Honda! Kinetic Honda! It gets to you, you’ll never be the same again! Honda! Kinetic Honda!voice over: Kinetic Honda! What a scooter OUGHT to be!
CINKARA: This is vintage Javed Jaffery. JJ is overloaded with work. And just as he is about to think the pile on his desk can’t get any bigger, the secretary hands him some more papers…voice over: Yeh bechaara, kaam ke bojh ka maara!! (he faints)voice over: Inhein chaahiye Hamdard Ka Cinkara(JJ drinks it, and in the next scene, breaks through glass and hands in his reports with a flourish)voice over: Hamdard ka tonic, Cinkara!
MAGGI HOT AND SWEET TOMATO CHILLY SAUCE: It’s Different: Had a bunch of ads starring ‘Karamchand’ Pankaj Kapoor and Javed Jaffrey. One of them featured them as spectators on a tennis court… and at the end,JJ screams, “Koi mujhe bataayega, ki Maggi Hot and Sweet Tomato Chilli Sauce mein aisi kya baat hai!” and Pankaj Kapoor nonchalantly motions to the crowd without taking his eyes away from his sandwich, and the crowd yells, “IT’S DIFFERENT!”, and the tennis ball lands in his lap.
The other, more famous ad, also brought back the imitations of Ajit, the awesomest gangster of 70s films. JJ is dressed as Ajit, and is talking to his henchmen while Pankaj Kapoor is busy opening up a bottle of Maggi Hot and Sweet, and Lily the mistress is at JJ’s side…JJ: Thodi hi der mein hamaara helikaapter Hindustaan se door Birmingham pahunch jaayega. Michael, tum cycle par jaao… (at this point, Pankaj Kapoor takes out a Maggi bottle and thumps it on the table, and everyone fears gunshots and hides)JJ: Saara shehar mujhe LOIN ke naam se jaanta hai, aur tum yeh kambakhat tamatar ka saaas!…PK (interrupting): BOSS! Yeh tamatar ka saas nahin, Maggi Hot and Sweet Tomato CHILLI sauce hai, It’s Different!JJ: Saaf saaf kaho tum kehna kya chahte ho!PK (imitating JJ): This saas, is different, Baas!(Lily giggles)JJ: Lily, don’t be silly!
COLDARIN: Man at work screws something up (maybe breaks some glass or drops a sheaf of papers) because he has cold and related headache, and senior goes:Senior: Yeh kya haal bana rakhkha hai? Kuch lete kyon nahin?Man: Bahut si dawaiyan lee, sir, but kuch farq hi nahin pada.Senior: Coldarin lee?Man: uh-huhSenior: Tumhein maloom nahin? Coldarin sardi ki khaas dawa hai.Voice over: Sardi se aaram, chusti se chale kaam! Coldarin!
VICKS ACTION 500: Featuring Dheeraj Kumar as a fighter pilot with headache and cold. And of course, as soon as he pops a Vicks Action 500, he gives his smile and is back in the cockpit!
STREPSILS: Featuring Vijayendra Ghatge. He is enacting a scene in a movie where he plays the lead role!!!!! And the last dialogue is something like… “Good BYE, MADAM!” and then he starts to cough… so someone pops him a Strepsils… and then he starts charming whatever female is around him.
Another Strepsils ad featured a cartoon where a lion walks onto stage and decides to roar into the microphone, but only manages to meow. There is general laughter from the audience. Then, of course, it pops a Strepsils and ROAARRRRSSSSS.
BROOKE BOND RED LABEL CHAI: The typical young mom (also featured in the Maggi noodles ad) is at the market, and she asks the shopkeeper (who in reality provided the voice for many ads and voice-overs):Woman: Aji Brooke Bond Red Label Chai to deejiyeShopkeeper: Aji chai to chai hi hai, paani ubalo, patti daalo, doodh shakkar milao, aur pee jaao. Ismein kya khaas hai??!Woman: Peeyo, to jaano!(song, probably Preeti Sagar again):
Baagon ki taazgi laaye, packet bhar shuddhta aayeBrooke Bond Red Label Chai! Har baar tasalli dilaaye!Brooke Bond Red Label Chai! sachmuch hai bejod chai(music stops, and woman continues): Aur daam bhi kifaayti!
NIRMA WASHING POWDER/SOAP BAR: Featured some good looking young girls including Sangeeta Bijlani… female lead and chorus singing the song, while the four gals wash their clothes and carry on with their daily housewife life, which includes travelling in autos and buying lightweight vegetables and dealing with goody-goody kids, maybe. There are clips of other members of the family (decided younger members) pirouetting in bright clothes supposedly washed by Nirma)….Washing powder Nirma! Washing powder Nirma!Dhoodh si safedi, Nirma se aayi,Rangeen Kapda bhi dhul dhul jaye,
Paani mein rehke bhi yeh kam gale (at which point, my neighbour aunty would always say, “Bari sullu helthare”)Dheron kapde dhoye aur jyaada chaleWashing powder Nirma! Washing powder Nirma!Thoda sa powder, aur jhaag dher saara! (music)Rangeele kapdon ko pal mein ujaala!Rekha… Geeta…. Jaya aur Sushma (they show the four different girls, including Sangeeta Bijlani getting into an auto.Sabki pasand Nirma!Washing powder Nirma! Washing powder Nirma!(with harmony): NIRMA!(at this point in the ad, a girl wearing a polka-dot skirt is spinning around, and she turns into the Nirma girl on the packet)
Future modification of the jingle had the line “Nirma detergent tikiya iske jhaag ne jadoo kar diya”…
RASNA: This ad became a huge hit when it was played right before and during the fifteen-minute cartoon, shown on Sunday evenings, Spider-Man. It just consisted of a lot of kids drinking Rasna, and it included the fat uncle who drinks a huge jug of Rasna. Jingle:Ras ki rachna Rasna (chorus: RASNA!)Tarah tarah ke swaad ki rachna rasna (chorus: RASNA!)(music)verse: Ek packet se ban jaaye batteess gilaas (music)Rasna ka har zaayeka sabke man ki bujhaaye pyaas!Ras ki rachna Rasna (chorus: RASNA!)At some point during this ad’s release, I think the long version had even the names of all the 10 flavours (the 11th flavour introduced, Mango Ripe, was one of my favourites, was added later on and got its own jingle which I quote below. The 12th flavour was Kala Khatta, I think, and then there was Masala Soda (Jaljeera) which was always misspelt as Masala Sooda.) in the verses of the song. Once Rasna became part of the Sunday morning line-up of ads, they added a cute female to the ad, and I believe that girl’s parents wanted more money or something, eventually she grew up a little bit, and they made her endorse another cold drink – Sudha. The ad for this drink went thus: It shows the girl, you can see she is grown up, and she says: Pehchana? Badi ho gayi hoon, na? Aur (my taste has become refined, too)… Sudha… etc etc…. In the meantime, Rasna found another cute kid who was younger for their ads. They got their buck-toothed girl, and everyone was happy.Anyway, my point was, Rasna added the cute kid to the ad and added the punch-line: I Love You, Rasna!Mango Ripe jingle: Mango ripe! Mango ripe! Naya hai Rasna Mango Ripe… Koi samay ho koi bhi din Rasna Mango Ripe ka din (mmm yummy) (different ways of drinking Mango Ripe: either with water, or as milk shake – at one point they had the shake bottle free with some offer) Mango ripe! Mango ripe, mazey ka Rasna Mango Ripe! ( I LOVE YOU RASNA!)
At some point in time, Harish Bhimani started doing voice-overs for Rasna ads and started to mention that it was a product of Pioma Industries. And ever since, programs were not sponsored by Rasna, but by Pioma Industries.
STREET CAT: This ad featured one of the first “rap” songs ever on Indian television. Here’s the jingle, as far as I can remember it. People with fake tattoos of cartoon characters, maybe. A couple of kids with sunglasses. Two guys with jeans, maybe? I sort of remember some polka-dot ensemble but I could just be “trippin’, yo!”(chorus:) Boom boom shaka laka boom boom shak! Street Cat’s gonna knock you back!Say man, check the mean machine. It’s got what it takes, it’s just the scene,It’s called the Street Cat! Moves like a rocket. (something) Whole world in your pocket.Straight handlebars and wide wide wheels,Now go show the world you got a clean pair of heels!(chorus:) Boom boom shaka laka boom boom shak! Street Cat’s gonna knock you back!Street Cat!
Straight handle bars, alright. This bicycle was the first of its kind in India, with the straight handle bars. Every kid who wanted to show off went nuts.
CEEMA BULBS & TUBES: Featuring actress Sridevi. “Sima bulbs and tubes…la..la..la..”
PSPO BULBS: yeh PSPO nahi jaanta….
NIRMA SUPER: Featuring Deepika…(popular during Ramayan days)Shopkeeper says: maan gaye Deepika ji aapki paarkhi nazar aur Nirma Super dono ko…
LIJJAT PAPPAD: Featuring 2 huge rabbits munching pappads…Lijjat papad…karram kurram…kurram karram…mazedaar lijjatdaar…swaad swaad mein lijjat papad…hehehehe….Sri mahila grih udyog ka Lijjat papad.
I hope you had a nice time walking down the memory lane and into the ad world of the ’80s! Readers are welcome to write in the comments section about the ads that I may have missed.

How well can you Read English

I am finding eazy to read this !!! Only great minds can read this. This is weird, but interesting! > > fi yuo cna > raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 out of 100 can i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't > mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit > pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, > but the > wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot > slpeling was ipmorantt! > if you can raed tihs forwrad it.

Truth

Dear Friends,
Suppose the average human life in today's world is not more than 60 years. If you analyse the break-up of activities associated with these 60 years of your life, you can see that it more or less matches with the following:
* 12 Years in Working
* 22 Years in Sleeping
* 04 Years in Routine Traveling
* 05 Years in Eating
* 03 Years in Bathing, Dressing etc...
* 06 Years in Useless Chatting, Gossip
* 04 Years in Sickness & Illness
* Balance? Only 4 Years
Our only question to one and all is, why should mankind think, involve in activities that result in sufferings, terror, hatred, fighting, killings etc... in the short span of 4 years left to them. It needs to be utilized in a better way by doing all good things, helping others and thanking God for the opportunity given to us in being a human being... Live and Let Live.

Mumbai Life

Should Have told me Earlier
Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor and said:

Doctor I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get myself treated fully within this period.
Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic, see that board.

Man: No, Doctor, I have come to you only
Doctor: But, gentleman I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal specialist. I do not treat human beings.

Man: I know very well Doctor and that is why I have come to you only...
Doctor: I cannot, because you speak like me, think like me, talk like me which means you are a human being and not an animal.
Man: I know I am a human but listen to my complaints first:
Doctor: OK. Tell me.

Man:

I sleep like a dog thinking about my work load whole night.I get up in the morning like a horseI go to work running like a deerI work all the day like a donkeyI run around for 11 months like a bull without any holiday.I wag my tail in front of all my bossesI play with my children like a monkey if I get time.I am like a rabbit before my wife

Doctor: are you FROM Mumbai ?
Man: Yes

Doctor: Instead of telling this long history you should have told me in the beginning itself that you are FROM Mumbai. Come man, no one can treat you better than me..

(Pass this message to all FROM Mumbai . Let them know their real life..)

FROG eating 'light'


This is a Cuban tree frog on a tree in my backyard in southern Florida . How and why he ate this light is a mystery. It should be noted that at the time Photographer taking this photo, Photographer thought this frog was dead, having cooked himself from the inside. After a few shots he adjusted his position. So after he was finished shooting him, he pulled the light out of his mouth and he was fine. Actually, he might be crazy but he don't think Frog was very happy when he took his light away

August 22, 2009

Ganesha Habba


I WISH YOU ALL A HAPPY GANESHA HABBA

August 21, 2009

Humor Quotes

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.


I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.

I don’t deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don’t deserve that either.

These are my principles. If you don’t like them I have others

“I certainly don't regret my experiences because without them, I couldn't imagine who or where I would be today. Life is an amazing gift to those who have overcome great obstacles, and attitude is everything!”
Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength.

I do believe that when we face challenges in life that are far beyond our own power, it's an opportunity to build on our faith, inner strength, and courage. I've learned that how we face challenges plays a big role in the outcome of them.

Meet Aditya, World's Smallest Bodybuilder!


At just 2ft 9in, Indian muscleman Adiya "Romeo" Dev is the world's smallest bodybuilder.Pint-sized Romeo is well-known in his hometown of Phagwara, India - for his ability to lift 1.5kg dumbbells - despite his overall 9kg body weight. Every day, crowds flock to the local gym to the see the mini-muscleman in training.

The world's most expensive Indian Saree


How often have you come across a Rs. 40 lakh ($100,000) ? Silk Saree? Chennai Silksof its kind and it is seeking an unmistakable entry into the Guinness Book of World Records for being the most unique and expensive saree.The exceptionally stunning saree is meticulously woven with 12 precious stones and metals to depict 11 of Raja Ravi Verma's popular paintings. Explicitly projected is 'Lady Musicians.'Besides, the border of the saree pictures 10 other paintings of the artist that pays tribute to 20th century artist.The best part of the saree being that the women in the paintings are intricately hand-woven and beautified with jewels of gold, diamond, platinum, silver, ruby, emerald, yellow sapphire, sapphire, cat's eye, topaz, pearl and corals.Already in the Limca Book of Records, this 40 lakh saree will be the first silk saree that required the use of 7,440 jacquard hooks and 66,794 cards during the weaving process. Moreover, a group of consummate workers took nearly 4,680 hours.

Amazing Holes

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Cheap Repair


Tulu Jokes

Ori reporter daala news tikkande baari bejaard povondu uppuve. Adaga onji kadeth onji accident aad mast jana serd uppuver. Yeth try malthndala jana ayen ulayi povereg budpujer. Adaga aaye panpe,"av yenna dosti saidini,yenk jaga budle" Matherla jaga budper, umbe podu toonaga , Avlu onji kaththe saith burdu uppundu.

August 20, 2009

Online Ganesha Pooja

Online Ganesha POOJA
Lord Ganesha is the God of knowledge and the remover of obstacles. He is the older son of Lord Shiva. Lord Ganesha is also called Vinayak ( knowledgeable ) or Vighneshwer (god to remove obstacles).
http://www.bindaaspoll.com/festivals/Ganesha2009/index.htm

Fantastic

Eiffel Tower



Eiffel Tower is theFrench landmark in Paris. On the occasion of Bastille Day (French National Holiday July 14) computer controlled fireworks were ignited on the Tower in sequence. These photographs, taken by one of France's finest photographers and carried by the French Newspaper, Le Monde, are breathtaking.
Enjoy...

A - Z OF MARRIAGE

A TO Z OF MARRIAGE
> A - Absolutely adore each other
> B - Be best friends
> C - Compromise
> D - Discover new things together
> E - Encourage each other
> F - Forgive and forget
> G - Gaze into each others eyes
> H - Hold hands and hug a lot
> I - Inspire and intrigue each other
> J - Joke and laugh and have fun
> K - Kiss Kiss Kiss
> L - Love with all your hearts
> M - Marvel at each other's talents
> N - Nuture each other's soul
> O - Overcome problem together
> P - Play games
> Q - Quiet each other's fears
> R - Remember the little things
> S - Say "I love you" everyday
> T - Take time for tenderness
> U - Understand and care deeply
> V - Value everything you share
> W - Wish on stars together
> X - X-press your true feelings
> Y - Yearn for each other's touch
> Z - Zzzzz in each other's arm

Rampanna

Rampanna Road du du Nadothondu povond itherege Sadi D Purnduda Choli thudu ? "Aiyoo maraya ineela jaardu boorodatha".

August 19, 2009

Swine Flu


Remembering my childhood

I Remember those Days when we had a different world around us our child hood is still remember how we use to enjoy our holidays at my dodammas house in mangalore we had a battalion of kids i dont see kids play games like lagori,Kunti Bille,Golli atta, we use to freak out those days playing those games , that was the only entertainment we ever had , i use to collect cashew nut seeds from the Gonku Mara my sweet granny is to sell that and give me pocket money , we use catch fish (Taru) from the running stream near our uncles house and put those small fish in bottle feed them with earthworm our first Fish Tanks expierence ,let me be honest we were naughty some times we use to hunt the garden lizards ( Onthi ,Arenes) the look of it makes us chase that poor little creature ,who will not rememeber the rainy days in managlore after so many years i still like to see the Heavy rains there is some magic around which makes me feel nice about rains i am sure lot of you people still Enjoy rains , Marriages during those days we hardly had catrers during those days i remember my uncles marriage few days before marriage the house is filled with food grains,vegetables fruits, flowers,sweets, the bhuters is to Prepare the madime oota near temple where my uncle married , also lot of relatives who come 3 or 4 days in advance for the marriage we never see that crowd before the marriage days now ,
There is lot more to write in this article i will continue writing about my child hood

Rampanna Jokes

Rampe Mumbai poora sutthud onji Kudla'da hotelug poyer. Alpa Manager na table'da mith nameplate'd "VARADA RAAJA BAANAAVARA" pan'd bareth ithnDge. Aikk Ramper ayeda kende-'niklu baanaavara'dakla?' Manager : 'ath'. Rampanne : 'Niklena pudar Varadaraaja na?' Manager-'ath daaye ancha kenvar?" Rampe kende-'bukka undu board'd barethnd ancha..!!' Manager pande-'avua? Sunday holiday pand barethina. Vaarada Raja Bhaanuvara..'

August 18, 2009

SBI- ASSISTANT JOB

State Bank of India Clerical Recruitment 2009 - SBI to Recruit 11000 Clerks
RECRUITMENT OF CLERICAL STAFF IN STATE BANK OF INDIA
BANK CLERICAL EXAM WRITTEN TEST MCQ Practice Question Bank CD - Over 10,000 Question
Details
State Bank of India , Corporate Centre, Mumbai invites on-line applications from Indian citizens for appointment in the Clerical Cadre posts in State Bank of India. Candidates are requested to applyonline between 01.08.2009 and 15.09.2009 through Bank’s website www.statebankofindia.com or www.sbi.co.in. Before applying, candidates are advised to ensure that they fulfill the eligibility criteria.They should note that examination fee and/or postage amount deposited once will neither be refunded nor be adjusted against any other projects. Candidates are advised to fill their details onlinethemselves correctly. Candidates should note that details, especially relating to reservations based on caste/PWD/XS once filled will be final and no change will be allowed thereafter. If found that theapplicant do not have necessary certificate to substantiate their claim, their candidature would be cancelled.
SBI Clerical Recruitment 2009 - Important Dates
Last Date of On-line Registration for SBI Clerical Recruitment 2009 : 15th September 2009SBI Clerical Recruitment 2009 Date of Written Examination : 8th and 15th November 2009

BANK CLERICAL EXAM WRITTEN TEST MCQ Practice Question Bank CD - Over 10,000 Question
Details
Total Vacencies - 11,000 (All Over India ) General 5612, SC - 1750, ST 1082, OBC 2556, PWD 441 (Complete info in the Advertisement)
Emoluments & Scale of Pay : 4410-215/3-5055-335/3-6060-470/4-7940-500/3-9440-560/4-11680-970/1-12650-560/1-13210
Emoluments : The total starting emolument of a Clerical Cadre employee payable at Metro like Mumbai will be around Rs. 8000/- per month for Graduates inclusive of D.A. and other allowances at the current rate. Allowances may vary depending upon the place of posting.The new recruits must have flair for marketing and will be required to make customer calls and provide banking services, advisory services and cross sell products etc. inside and outside Bank premises. The duties involve extensive outdoor travelling. Depending upon requirement, there will be flexible working hours and working in shifts.
3. Educational Qualification (as on 01.10.2009)A. “Minimum 12th standard (10+2) pass or equivalent qualification with a minimum of aggregate 60% marks (55% for SC/ST/PWD/XS).ORA degree from a recognised university (graduation level) with a minimum of aggregate 40% marks” (35% for SC/ST/PWD/XS).Note :Candidates who have not passed XIIth standard Examination but have passed Diploma course after Xth standard are eligible for the captioned recruitment provided:i) Diploma Course passed must be a full time course with a minimum of Two Years Duration (Diploma course through correspondence are not eligible).ii) The Diploma course should be recognized/approved by the State Board of Technical Education of the concerned state.iii) The percentage of marks in XIIth std/Diploma course shall be arrived at by dividing the marks obtained by the candidate in all the subjects by aggregate maximum marks of all subjects irrespective of optional/additional optional subjects studied. Similarly percentage of marks in Graduation shall also be arrived at by dividing the aggregate marks obtained by the candidates in all the subjects bymaximum marks of the course (both for pass/Honours course) for all the years of the course.
B. Matriculate Ex-Servicemen Candidates, who have obtained the Indian Army Special Certificate of Education or corresponding certificate in the Navy or the Air Force, after having completed not less than 15 years of service in Armed Forces of the Union are also eligible for the post.
C. Should be able to write and speak English fluently.
D. Knowledge of local language will be an added qualification.
Age :a) Minimum Age : 18 years ; Maximum Age : 28 years (as on 01.10.2009.) Candidates born between 30.09.1981 & 01.10.1991 both days inclusive are only eligible to apply. (For Relaxation in Age Limit for Reserved Category
Selection Procedure : All eligible candidates should apply online before the last date for registering the applications.
a) Final selection will be made on the basis of performance in the written test and interviewtaken together. Merely satisfying the eligibility norms does not entitle a candidate to becalled for written test or interview.
b) The written test will be of Objective type consisting of (i) General Awareness (ii) General English (iii) Quantitative Aptitude (iv) Reasoning Ability and (v) Marketing Aptitude/ Computer knowledge.
The questions in these objective tests, except for the test ofGeneral English, will be printed in bilingual i.e., English & Hindi.
There will be negative marks for the wrong answers in the Objective tests. 1/4th markswill be deducted for each wrong answer. Candidates will have to pass in each of theobjective tests.
The passing marks in each of the tests will be decided by the Bank on the basis of the performanceof all the competing candidates taken together in each test to a minimum required level.Candidates are also required to score a minimum 40% (35% for SC/ST/PWD/XS) marks onaggregate to be considered for being called for interview. Bank reserves the right to vary this cut off.
NOTE :
i) Other detailed information regarding the written examination will be given in the‘Acquaint Yourself’ booklet, which will be made available to the eligible candidatesalong with the call letter for the test.
ii) Interviews : Depending upon the number of vacancies only a certain number ofcandidates from amongst those who qualify by ranking high enough in the merit willbe called for interview and / or proficiency test in the ratio of maximum 3 candidatesfor each vacancy. Final selection will be made on the basis of candidate’sperformance in the written test and interview taken together.
12. Date of written examination : 8th and 15th November, 2009Bank reserves the right to change the date of examination under unforeseen circumstances,if any.
13. CALL LETTERS FOR WRITTEN EXAMINATION :All eligible candidates will be issued Call Letters at the correspondence address given bythem in their on-line application, which will be sent by post. e-mail advices will also be sent ife-mail address is available.
THOSE CANDIDATES WHO DO NOT RECEIVE CALL LETTERS LATEST BY 27TH OCTOBER, 2009SHOULD CONTACT IN PERSON AT THE ADDRESS INDICATED AGAINST EXAMINATION CENTREOPTED BY THE CANDIDATE ALONGWITH APPLICATION REGISTRATION NO. AND DEPOSITJOURNAL NO. NO ACTION IS POSSIBLE IF CONTACTED AFTER 6TH NOVEMBER, 2009.
HOW TO APPLY :
Candidates are required to go to any CBS Branch of State Bank of Indiaand pay the amount of fees, postage and get receipt from the branch. The candidates arerequired to apply online through website www.statebankofindia.com or www.sbi.co.in. Noother means/mode of application will be accepted. The last date of registering applicationsis 15.09.2009. Application registration on our website will be open from 01.08.2009 to15.09.2009.
For complete information, Download SBI Advertisement : VISIT: www.sbi.co.in or www.statebankofindia.com
HURRY !! CALL : 080-25943071 / 25943072 / 25943073 /74 /76

INSTALLING A HUSBAND

INSTALLING A HUSBAND
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as · Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate.

DEAR DESPERATE,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while · Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6 .2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. · If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0
Good Luck!
Tech Support

Laughter is the best medicine

A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death experience.
Seeing God She asked "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live"
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have aFacelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color.
Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another40 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"

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God replied,
"I didn't recognize you."

Thomas Beatie Pregnant Man Again


Thomas Beatie Is First and only transgender man in the world who had given a birth to the baby girl, Susan on June 29.Now he is pregnant again with his second child.He and his wife Nancy Beatie is very excited with another pregnancy. It was possible because he had not started to take male sex hormone. He is having regular hormone checking and it is all right on the way. When he was pregnant first time he wrote e-mail with his photograph of pregnant belly and his bearded face to the national gay magazine. Soon the news spreads on internet and he became hot topic for media, photographer. He had also suffered from many e-mail regarding hate and threats.Thomas beatie was born as beautiful girl in Hawaii. But he never felt girl in him.He was also finalist of Miss Teen Hawaii USA contest, but it was very uncomfortable with him. In 1998 he went for gender change. Medical science helps him with hormone therapy. His breast was removed and legally allowed to change female from male.He was pregnant with donor’s sperm, and became father who had given birth to his child.

Rock City





Amazing Strange City situated between rocks in Greece

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MERCEDES BENZ FULLY BUILT IN WHITE GOLD Body

Our Ancestors


Tulu - a member of a Dravidian people living on the southwestern coast of India
Dravidian - a member of one of the aboriginal races of India (pushed south by Caucasians and now mixed with them)

Gautama (AI) Architects

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Ramapana Jokes

Ramapanna onji "Netther"da(Blood) bagge pusthaka odondu itther. Arena budedi Sesakka kenyer "niklu avu pusthaka daye oduni..??" Aik Ramappana pander "yelle yenk raktha parikse undu pandu Doctor pander, Pass avodu attha?"

Places to Visit


Yellur a tiny village has distinction of being home of lord Shiva in its mahatobhara yellur vishwanth temple belived to be over 1000 years old.
How to Reach : Yellur is at a distcance of 25kms from Udupi and 4 km from Uchchila on the National Highway between Udupi & Mangalore