When A Lizard Can ! Why Cant We?

WHEN A LIZARD CAN, WHY CAN'T WE?
This is a true story that happened in Japan . In order to renovate the house, someone in Japan breaks open the wall. Japanese houses normally have a hollow space between the wooden walls.When tearing down the walls, he found that there was a lizard stuck there because a nail from outside hammered into one of its feet. He sees this, feels pity, and at the same time curious, as when he checked the nail, it was nailed 10 years ago when the house was! first built..What happened? The lizard has survived in such position for 10 years!!!!!!!!!! In a dark wall partition for 10 years without moving, it is impossible and mind-boggling.Then he wondered how this lizard survived for 10 years! without moving a single step--since its foot was nailed!So he stopped his work and observed the lizard, what it has been doing, and what and how it has been eating. Later, not knowing from where it came, appears another lizard, with food in its mouth.Ah! He was stunned and touched deeply. For the lizard that was stuck by nail, another lizard has been feeding it for the past 10 years... Imagine? it has been doing that untiringly for 10 long years, without giving up hope on its partner. Imagine what a small creature can do that a creature blessed with a brilliant mind can't.

Please never abandon your loved ones
Never Say U R Busy When They Really Need You ...You May Have The Entire World At Your Feet.....But You Might Be The Only World To Them.... A Moment of negligence might break the very heart which loves you thru all odds... Before you say something just remember.. It takes a moment to Break but an entire life to make...

Har Kutta Ka Ek Din Hota Hey !

Kutta, Sher Aur Bandar [Nice Story]

Ek din ek kutta jungle main raasta kho gaya . Tabhi usane dekha ek sher uskii taraf aa raha hai. Kutte ki saans rookh gayi. "Aaj to kaam tamaam mera!" usne socha. Phir usne saamane kuchh sookhi haddiyan padi dekhi. Woh aate hue sher ki taraf peeth kar ke baith gaya aur ek sookhi hadii ko choosne laga aur zor zor se bolne laga, "wah! Sher ko khaane ka mazaa hi kuch aur hai. Ek aur mil jaaye to poori daawat ho jayegi!"
Aur usne zor se dakaar mara. Is bar sher soch mein pad gayaa. Usne socha "ye kutta to sher ka shikar karta hai! Jaan bacha kara bhago!"
Aur sher wahan se jaan bachaa ke bhaaga.
Ped par baitha ek Bandar yeh sab tamasha dekh raha tha. Usne socha yeh mauka achha hai sher ko saari kahani bata deta hoon - sher se dosti ho jayegi aur usse zindagi bhar ke liye jaan ka khatra dur ho jayega.. Woh phataphat sher ke pichhe bhaaga. Kutte ne Bandar ko jaate hue dekh liya aur samajh gayaki koi locha hai. Udhar Bandar ne sher ko sab bata diya ki kaise kutte ne use bewakoof banaya hai. Sher zor se dahada, "chal mere saath abhi uski leela khatam karta hoon" aur Bandar ko apani peeth par baitha kar sher kutte ki taraf lapka.
Can u imagine the quick management by the DOG...
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Kutte ne sher ko aate dekha to ek baar phir uskii taraf peeth karke baith gaya aur zor zor se bolne laga, "Is Bandar ko bhej ke 1 ghanta ho gaya , saala ek sher phaans kar nahi la sakta!"
Moral of the story:
There are many such monkeys around us, try to identify them.

Obama's family moving to Washington

Obama's Family Moving To Washington from Kenya ……

Lawyers

Lawyers should never ask grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly grandmother to the stand. He approached her and asked; "Mrs.. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you're a big disappointment to me. You lie, cheat on your wife, manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you..

"The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs.. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?" She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster. He's lazy, bigoted, and has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes I know him."The defense attorney almost died.

The judge asked both lawyers to approach the bench and in a quiet voice said: "If either of you rascals asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to the electric chair

Mumbai Life

Should Have told me Earlier
Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor and said:

Doctor I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get myself treated fully within this period.
Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic, see that board.

Man: No, Doctor, I have come to you only
Doctor: But, gentleman I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal specialist. I do not treat human beings.

Man: I know very well Doctor and that is why I have come to you only...
Doctor: I cannot, because you speak like me, think like me, talk like me which means you are a human being and not an animal.
Man: I know I am a human but listen to my complaints first:
Doctor: OK. Tell me.

Man:

I sleep like a dog thinking about my work load whole night.I get up in the morning like a horseI go to work running like a deerI work all the day like a donkeyI run around for 11 months like a bull without any holiday.I wag my tail in front of all my bossesI play with my children like a monkey if I get time.I am like a rabbit before my wife

Doctor: are you FROM Mumbai ?
Man: Yes

Doctor: Instead of telling this long history you should have told me in the beginning itself that you are FROM Mumbai. Come man, no one can treat you better than me..

(Pass this message to all FROM Mumbai . Let them know their real life..)

A - Z OF MARRIAGE

A TO Z OF MARRIAGE
> A - Absolutely adore each other
> B - Be best friends
> C - Compromise
> D - Discover new things together
> E - Encourage each other
> F - Forgive and forget
> G - Gaze into each others eyes
> H - Hold hands and hug a lot
> I - Inspire and intrigue each other
> J - Joke and laugh and have fun
> K - Kiss Kiss Kiss
> L - Love with all your hearts
> M - Marvel at each other's talents
> N - Nuture each other's soul
> O - Overcome problem together
> P - Play games
> Q - Quiet each other's fears
> R - Remember the little things
> S - Say "I love you" everyday
> T - Take time for tenderness
> U - Understand and care deeply
> V - Value everything you share
> W - Wish on stars together
> X - X-press your true feelings
> Y - Yearn for each other's touch
> Z - Zzzzz in each other's arm

Sandals of Your Choice!

Ayurvedic Medicine for Swine Flu !

Process to make the ayurvedic medicine to cure from swine flue:-
1) 4 LTR.WATER
2) 5 TO 8 LEAVES OF TULSI.
3) 30 NO.S BELL PATRA( WHICH WE OFFERED TO BHAGWAN SHIV IN THE MONTH OF SHRAVAN)
4) ONE SPOON BLACK PEPPER( KALI MIRCH)

PUT THE CONTENT NO.2, 3 & 4 IN THE WATER AND BOILED IT FOR ½ HOURS.
TAKE THIS LIQUID IN A CUP FOR TWO TIMES IN A DAY.
THIS MEDICINE IS EFFICIENT TO CURE THOSE WHO INFECTED BY H1-N1 AND
ALSO FOR THOSE PEOPLE WHO ARE IN THE PANIC OF SWINE FLUE.
THIS MEDICINE IS RECOMMEND BY “PATANJALI YOG VIGYAN SANSTHA” RUNNING BY SHRI.RAMDEOBABA

This is a true Story...Pls read it

This happened about a month ago near Lonavala.

A guy was driving from Mumbai to Pune and decided not t o take the
new
expressway as he wants to see the scenery. The inevitable happens
and when he reaches the ghats his car breaks down - he's stranded miles
from nowhere.
Having no choice he starts walking on the side of the road, hoping
toget a lift to the nearest town. It's dark and raining. And pretty soon
he's wet and shivering. The night rolls on and no car goes by, the rain is
so heavy he can hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly he sees a
car coming towards him. It slows and then stops next to him -
without thinking the guy opens the door and jumps in.

Seated in the back, he leans forward to thank the person who had
saved him - when he realizes there is nobody behind the wheel!!!

Even though there's no one in the front seat and no sound of any
engine, the car starts moving slowly. The guy looks at the road ahead and
sees a curve coming.
Scared almost to death he starts to pray, begging the Lord for his
life. He hasn't come out of shock, when just before he hits the curve, a
hand appears through the window and moves the wheel!
The car makes the curve safely and continues on the road to the
next bend.
The guy, now paralyzed in terror, watches how the hand appears
every time they are before a curve and moves the steering wheel just enough
to get the car around each bend.
Finally, the guy sees lights ahead. Gathering his courage he
wrenches open the door of the silent, slowly moving car, scrambles out and runs
as hard as he can towards the lights. It's a small town.

He stumbles into a dhaba, and asks for a drink, and breaks down.
Then he starts talking about the horrible experience he's just been
through. There is dead silence in the dhaba when he stops talking .....

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....and that's when Santa and Banta Singh walk into the dhaba.
Santa points and says "Look Banta - that's the weird guy who got into our car
when we were pushing it

Sardar Jokes

2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile,
1st Sardar: chal police ko de k aate hain.
2 sardar: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to?
1st sardar: jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha

Sardar and Police
Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phaasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.

Doctor And Sardar .
Sardar 2 doctor: Mujhe 1 problem hai
Dr: Kya?
Sardar: Baat karte waqt aadmi dikhai nahi deta
Dr: aisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt

Sardar and Home
Man: Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kya karte ho?
Sardar: AC k paas ja k baith jata hun
Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?
Sardar: To A/C on kar leta hun

Sardar and prayer
A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,"He Vahe Guru meri lottery lagade.
"After 11 years Vahe Guru angrily appeared & said,"Khoti de puttar 1vari ticket to le le"

The real
Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha,kisine pucha, umbrella me hole kyun?
Sardar bola, Oye baarish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega

Sardar and Hitler
Hitler says, "There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"
Sardar says: Ab bolne se kya faayda? " Jub kharidi thi tab hi checkkarna tha na "

Sardar and Computer
Sardar: Yaar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k liye.
Sales man: Magar computer me inka kya kaam?
Sardar: Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows lagani hai.

Two Sardars1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?
2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda so hi jaye
1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya .
1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!
Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, trainkya cheez hai?

Sardar and Practical Exam
In bio practical:Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.Examiner: You are failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name

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