Tulu Jokes

Ori reporter daala news tikkande baari bejaard povondu uppuve. Adaga onji kadeth onji accident aad mast jana serd uppuver. Yeth try malthndala jana ayen ulayi povereg budpujer. Adaga aaye panpe,"av yenna dosti saidini,yenk jaga budle" Matherla jaga budper, umbe podu toonaga , Avlu onji kaththe saith burdu uppundu.

Rampanna

Rampanna Road du du Nadothondu povond itherege Sadi D Purnduda Choli thudu ? "Aiyoo maraya ineela jaardu boorodatha".

Rampanna Jokes

Rampe Mumbai poora sutthud onji Kudla'da hotelug poyer. Alpa Manager na table'da mith nameplate'd "VARADA RAAJA BAANAAVARA" pan'd bareth ithnDge. Aikk Ramper ayeda kende-'niklu baanaavara'dakla?' Manager : 'ath'. Rampanne : 'Niklena pudar Varadaraaja na?' Manager-'ath daaye ancha kenvar?" Rampe kende-'bukka undu board'd barethnd ancha..!!' Manager pande-'avua? Sunday holiday pand barethina. Vaarada Raja Bhaanuvara..'

Ramapana Jokes

Ramapanna onji "Netther"da(Blood) bagge pusthaka odondu itther. Arena budedi Sesakka kenyer "niklu avu pusthaka daye oduni..??" Aik Ramappana pander "yelle yenk raktha parikse undu pandu Doctor pander, Pass avodu attha?"

Ramappana jokes

Onji dina kaande lakkd namana Rampanne Bari Chaddi d tirgondu itter. Unden toodu Rampana BoDedig mande bechcha aand Aal kandani g neriyolu. "daadaye und? eereg bethe Angi tikijja?" Aiyk Ramapanne pande "Dada Marayti, Ini yenna Birth day Atta!!!!!"

Tulu Sardar Jokes

Onji sardarji naayida beelag pipe paDondu uppe. Aven tood kudonji sardar pande “ee dada maltundala naayida beela sarta apuji..” Aik pande “yaan naayida beela seeda malpun attu, pipe bend malpare paDdini!!!

Ramappana Jokes

Rampannagu onji Dooja panpuna enemy ithe...Onji dina "Ek Duje keliye" picture da poster Rampanna hotel da yeduru theater daklu padavondu itthreu... Rampanne kenderu..."Avu enchinauvmbe....??" Avu "Ek Duje Keliye" Rampannagu kopa bathundu.." Daaane doojagu athula ahankarana..??Ayeetha kaithale barele...." "Do raaampa Keliye"

Ramapanna Jokes

Teacher Gunda gu World map tojaad kenuver, "nett America vondu??" Aye tojad bathth kulluve. Bokka teacher Raampada kenver, "America n yer naaDud pathdini". Aik Raampa panpe "Gunda Nadpathdini"

Ramapanna Jokes

Ora rampe kodapana dombudu bechcha athund pand Doctornadeg konopege. Doctorda panpege" kodapanogu jwara barondu undu ". Doctor thelthd, panper" avek bal kattd uggel japudala" Illag bathth rampe anchene malpuve, Kodapana chandi aad chappe aapundu.Rampanna gu kushi apundu. Sumaar dinordu bokka rampanna bodedig jwara barpundu, apaga aar bodedina kekkilgu ballu kattud uggel gu japudave. Bokka.....

Yer Aper Kotiadshive (KBC)

Yer malper koti ?????(Mangalore Version of KBC) Albert Porbu has won the preliminary rounds and sits on the hot seat facing Amitabh: Amitabh: Namaskara Porbule.. Porbu: Namaskara Annaa Amitabh: Your 1st Question - Hritik Roshan-na ammer yer? Choices: A) Lady Goschen B) Slow Motion C) Rakesh Roshan D) Magic Potion Porbu: Wah bhayankara prashne. Yenk lifeline bodu - audience poll malpule. Audience poll comes back with 25% to each choice. Porbu is in a fix, asks for "phone a friend" speaks to Bostaam Porbu his dad, who is too drunk to answer in the allotted time. Amitabh: Porbule, radd lifelines mugiyend, itthe daadaa malpuni? Onji last lifeline undu - "Sixty-Sixty" Porbu:OK Yaan Sixty-Sixty dethonuve..!! After finishing the drink. Porbu: Anna, yenk nanala answer gottayijji, nana onji sixty korle. Amitabh: Porbule, very sorry, eerna lifelines uppunane aath, nana onji 60 korre apuji! Porbu: onji sixty korre apujigi nikku, onji koti olthu Korpa... ????

Ramapanna Jokes

Onji dina Rampanna bokka arne dosthi shopg poper Chaddi dethonere. Arna dosthi salesman da 7 Chaddi koriyere panpe. Rampanna ayyada kenver 7 daye nikk?? Aaye panpe onji Somavarag, onji mangalavarag,....... So Rampanna salesman da 12 Chaddi koriyare panpere. Arna dosthi shock aad kenve ereg 12 daye? Apaga Rampanna panper onji January, Onji February, onji March.....

Rampanna Jokes

Mage : Poppa 5 +5 eth?????? Rampanne: Wha Dade Maraya... Avulaa gotthijja????? Calculator kanala.... Yaan panpe.

yaan angadi open malpuji

A man tried to break a long ration queue but was caught and thrown back twice.....he got up:
"yenchina saavu marre niklena...yaan angadi open malpuji...saith pole!!!"

Tulu Jokes

vora panda arta aapujji.....!
Gol gumbuz me aawaaz saat baar kyu sunaai deta hai....?
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Avu daayeg panda.........
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Bijapurda gowdernakleg vora panda arta aapujji.....!

Tulu Jokes

Shahjahan ne tajmahal ko
yedur se dekha,
Peraud se dekha,
Right se dekha
Left se dekha
Bokka Pande
"Kushal malpare podu kharch sumar aand.boditthnda yenk love?"

Meen Bode Meen

Kabhi hamare gali mein ana
Thoda muskurana, thoda sharmana
Thoda ithrana, thoda ghabrana
Aur zor zorse chillana
"Bangude Bhuthai Bode "
Meen Bode Meen

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1)Polambe
2)Pathya
3)Budumbe
4)Poya
5)Odembe
6)Tikkala
7)Kirmbele
8)Jappuya
9)Enchi savu
10)Balaya
11)Ammade

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Tulu Jokes

Police:: E gundana watch daaye kandini ?
Kaluve:: Yan kandiji ayene korni.
Police:: Aye nik yepa korni ?
Kaluve:: Yan bisathi thojanaga!!!!!!

Tulu Jokes

Onji parabe soukhya daanthe kaande bega doctor nade pope.
Doctor:eeer gangasara parpara?
Parabe: etthe borchi... Bayyad thooka...