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Pavanesh
2009 CRAZY Contractor Awards
14 years ago
July 31, 2009
Humourous Flight Recorded Messages
Airways Recorded Messages Lufthansa Passengers on a Lufthansa flight heard this announcement from the captain:"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am sorry to inform you that we have lost power to all of our engines and will shortly crash into the ocean". The passengers were obviously very worried about this situation but were somewhat comforted by the captain's next announcement. "Ladies and Gentlemen, we at Lufthansa have prepared for such an emergency and we would now like you to rearrange your seating so that all the non-swimmers are on the left side of the plane and all the swimmers are on the right side of the plane. After this announcement all the passengers rearranged their seating to comply with the captain's request. Two minutes later the captain made a belly landing in the ocean. The captain once again made an announcement: "Ladies and Gentlemen we have crashed into the ocean. All of the swimmers on the right side of the plane open your emergency exits and quickly swim away from the plane.For all of the non-swimmers on the left side of plane... -Thank You for Flying Lufthansa- ". ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _____
Delta AirlinesAt the airport for a trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35. Then I heard the voice on the public address system saying, "We apologize for the inconvenience, but Delta Flight 570 will board from Gate 41." So my family picked up our luggage and carried it over to Gate 41.Not ten minutes later the public address voice told us that Flight 570 would in fact be boarding from Gate 35. So again we gathered our carry-on luggage and returned to the original gate.Just as we were settling down, the public address voice spoke "Thank You for participating in Delta's physical fitness program." ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _____
British Airways"This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London . We are currently flying at a height of 35,000 feet midway across the Atlantic ." "If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the aircraft, you will observe that both the starboard engines are on fire. "If you look out of the windows on the port side, you will observe that the port wing has fallen off." "If you look down towards the Atlantic Ocean , you will see a little yellow life raft with three people in it waving at you. That's me your captain, the co-pilot, and one of the air stewardesses. This is a recorded message."
Delta AirlinesAt the airport for a trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35. Then I heard the voice on the public address system saying, "We apologize for the inconvenience, but Delta Flight 570 will board from Gate 41." So my family picked up our luggage and carried it over to Gate 41.Not ten minutes later the public address voice told us that Flight 570 would in fact be boarding from Gate 35. So again we gathered our carry-on luggage and returned to the original gate.Just as we were settling down, the public address voice spoke "Thank You for participating in Delta's physical fitness program." ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _____
British Airways"This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London . We are currently flying at a height of 35,000 feet midway across the Atlantic ." "If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the aircraft, you will observe that both the starboard engines are on fire. "If you look out of the windows on the port side, you will observe that the port wing has fallen off." "If you look down towards the Atlantic Ocean , you will see a little yellow life raft with three people in it waving at you. That's me your captain, the co-pilot, and one of the air stewardesses. This is a recorded message."
Vara Mahalakshmi Festival (31/07/2009)
Mahalakshmi is the goddess of wealth, auspiciousness and prosperity. She is worshipped for healthy progeny, as well as the health and long life of the husband. Vratha is observed on a Friday that falls before the full Moon day of the month of Shravanamasa (August - September).
The Vratha is as follows. Early in the morning women after taking bath, make a rangoli on the place where the kalasha is placed. They draw a lotus with 8 petals. The sacred Kalasha (brass/copper/silver) filled with rice and topped with fresh mango leaves, a coconut and cloth are placed on the mandala and Lakshmi is invoked. Goddess is invoked by decorating the Kalasa with flowers, jewellery, vastra (new clothes – saree) fruits, dry fruits, fresh grains, sweets and savouries. Some place coins, or rupee notes or make a garland of notes. The Vratha is performed with the beginning of Puja to Lord Ganesha. Then the main worship of Varalakshmi begins. The raksha is worshipped for a second time and tied to the right hand of the woman. Articles are given as charity to sumangalis (married woman).In Sount India, savouries like obattu, kosumbari, puliyogare, huli anna, hesaru bele payasa are made on this festival. In the evening women visit other houses and exchange sweets and offerings.
Lord Narayana/Vishnu/Hari husband of Lakshmi, an embodiment of Shuddha Sattwa, is the preserver of the world. He is also called the Ashta Lakshmi Padhi. Lakshmi has 8 avthars (incarnation):
The Vratha is as follows. Early in the morning women after taking bath, make a rangoli on the place where the kalasha is placed. They draw a lotus with 8 petals. The sacred Kalasha (brass/copper/silver) filled with rice and topped with fresh mango leaves, a coconut and cloth are placed on the mandala and Lakshmi is invoked. Goddess is invoked by decorating the Kalasa with flowers, jewellery, vastra (new clothes – saree) fruits, dry fruits, fresh grains, sweets and savouries. Some place coins, or rupee notes or make a garland of notes. The Vratha is performed with the beginning of Puja to Lord Ganesha. Then the main worship of Varalakshmi begins. The raksha is worshipped for a second time and tied to the right hand of the woman. Articles are given as charity to sumangalis (married woman).In Sount India, savouries like obattu, kosumbari, puliyogare, huli anna, hesaru bele payasa are made on this festival. In the evening women visit other houses and exchange sweets and offerings.
Lord Narayana/Vishnu/Hari husband of Lakshmi, an embodiment of Shuddha Sattwa, is the preserver of the world. He is also called the Ashta Lakshmi Padhi. Lakshmi has 8 avthars (incarnation):
Tulu Jokes
vora panda arta aapujji.....!
Gol gumbuz me aawaaz saat baar kyu sunaai deta hai....?
.
Avu daayeg panda.........
.
Bijapurda gowdernakleg vora panda arta aapujji.....!
Gol gumbuz me aawaaz saat baar kyu sunaai deta hai....?
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Avu daayeg panda.........
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Bijapurda gowdernakleg vora panda arta aapujji.....!
July 30, 2009
Saying Sorry After Fight
Saying Sorry After Fight
Say sorry only when you mean it. Saying sorry after a fight just to avoid further argument does not help. This is so because deep down you still feel that you were right and your partner was wrong. The issue does not get resolved and the next time even a smallest of mistake by your partner will snowball into a major issue and all the old matters will be raised again, leaving both of you frustrated.
Do not take too much time in saying sorry. Saying sorry after a week will mean nothing. However, do take some time to think about your apology. It should not look as if you are saying sorry just for the heck of it.
While saying sorry, do not bring up old issues or do not refer to the mistakes of your partner. You are here to accept your mistakes and not to criticize.
Do not say sorry on the phone, through sms or via e-mail. It will hurt your partner even more. If you feel you have done something wrong, have the courage to say that you are sorry.
After saying sorry, wait for the reaction of your partner. Give him/her an opportunity to vent his/her feelings, hurt as well as anger. Be patient and only after he/she is through, give your explanation.
Say sorry only when you mean it. Saying sorry after a fight just to avoid further argument does not help. This is so because deep down you still feel that you were right and your partner was wrong. The issue does not get resolved and the next time even a smallest of mistake by your partner will snowball into a major issue and all the old matters will be raised again, leaving both of you frustrated.
Do not take too much time in saying sorry. Saying sorry after a week will mean nothing. However, do take some time to think about your apology. It should not look as if you are saying sorry just for the heck of it.
While saying sorry, do not bring up old issues or do not refer to the mistakes of your partner. You are here to accept your mistakes and not to criticize.
Do not say sorry on the phone, through sms or via e-mail. It will hurt your partner even more. If you feel you have done something wrong, have the courage to say that you are sorry.
After saying sorry, wait for the reaction of your partner. Give him/her an opportunity to vent his/her feelings, hurt as well as anger. Be patient and only after he/she is through, give your explanation.
Tulu Jokes
Shahjahan ne tajmahal ko
yedur se dekha,
Peraud se dekha,
Right se dekha
Left se dekha
Bokka Pande
"Kushal malpare podu kharch sumar aand.boditthnda yenk love?"
yedur se dekha,
Peraud se dekha,
Right se dekha
Left se dekha
Bokka Pande
"Kushal malpare podu kharch sumar aand.boditthnda yenk love?"
Meen Bode Meen
Kabhi hamare gali mein ana
Thoda muskurana, thoda sharmana
Thoda ithrana, thoda ghabrana
Aur zor zorse chillana
"Bangude Bhuthai Bode "
Meen Bode Meen
Thoda muskurana, thoda sharmana
Thoda ithrana, thoda ghabrana
Aur zor zorse chillana
"Bangude Bhuthai Bode "
Meen Bode Meen
July 29, 2009
Taxes In India
Tax Structure in India.... Funny But True...
Question 1.. : What are you doing? Ans. : Business. Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX!
Question 2 : What are you doing in Business? Ans. : Selling the Goods. Tax : PAY SALES TAX!! Question 3 : From where are you getting Goods? Ans. : From other State/Abroad Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI
Question 4 : What are you getting in Selling Goods? Ans. : Profit. Tax : PAY INCOME TAX!
Question 5: How do you distribute profit ? Ans : By way of dividend Tax : PAY DIVIDEND DISTRIBUTION TAX
Question 6 : Where you Manufacturing the Goods? Ans. : Factory... Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY!
Question 7 : Do you have Office / Warehouse / Factory? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX!
Question 8 : Do you have Staff? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX!
Question 9 : Doing business in Millions? Ans. : Yes -- Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX! Ans : No -- Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax
Question 10 : Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank? Ans. : Yes, for Salary. Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX!
Question 11 : Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner? Ans. : Hotel Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX!
Question 12 : Are you going Out of Station for Business? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX!
Question 13 : Have you taken or given any Service / (s)? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX!
Question 14 : How come you got such a Big Amount? Ans.. : Gift on birthday. Tax : PAY GIFT TAX!
Question 15.: Do you have any Wealth? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX!
Question 16 : To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going? Ans. : Cinema or Resort. Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX!
Question 17 : Have you purchased House? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE !
Question 18 : How you Travel? Ans. : Bus Tax : PAY SURCHARGE!
Question 19.: Any Additional Tax? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.'s TAX !!!
Question 20: Delayed any time Paying Any Tax? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY!
Question 21) INDIAN : Can I die now?? Ans :: Wait we are about to launch the funeral tax !!!
Question 1.. : What are you doing? Ans. : Business. Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX!
Question 2 : What are you doing in Business? Ans. : Selling the Goods. Tax : PAY SALES TAX!! Question 3 : From where are you getting Goods? Ans. : From other State/Abroad Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI
Question 4 : What are you getting in Selling Goods? Ans. : Profit. Tax : PAY INCOME TAX!
Question 5: How do you distribute profit ? Ans : By way of dividend Tax : PAY DIVIDEND DISTRIBUTION TAX
Question 6 : Where you Manufacturing the Goods? Ans. : Factory... Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY!
Question 7 : Do you have Office / Warehouse / Factory? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX!
Question 8 : Do you have Staff? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX!
Question 9 : Doing business in Millions? Ans. : Yes -- Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX! Ans : No -- Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax
Question 10 : Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank? Ans. : Yes, for Salary. Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX!
Question 11 : Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner? Ans. : Hotel Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX!
Question 12 : Are you going Out of Station for Business? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX!
Question 13 : Have you taken or given any Service / (s)? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX!
Question 14 : How come you got such a Big Amount? Ans.. : Gift on birthday. Tax : PAY GIFT TAX!
Question 15.: Do you have any Wealth? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX!
Question 16 : To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going? Ans. : Cinema or Resort. Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX!
Question 17 : Have you purchased House? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE !
Question 18 : How you Travel? Ans. : Bus Tax : PAY SURCHARGE!
Question 19.: Any Additional Tax? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.'s TAX !!!
Question 20: Delayed any time Paying Any Tax? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY!
Question 21) INDIAN : Can I die now?? Ans :: Wait we are about to launch the funeral tax !!!
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Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.
Life is too short...
Be the change... spoken by the great man himself. 
This is an old classic...40 VALUABLE LESSONS I'VE LEARNED
1) Relationships don't end, they change.
2) You CAN make a living doing what you love.
3) Never spend all the money you have. Save money and it saves you.
4) In bad times everyone can't help you and in good times everyone isn't as happy for you. Learn how to discern and develop true friends.
5) Don't make promises to your children you can't keep.
6) God is always listening, be careful with your inner self-talk.
7) People and creditors have long memories.
8) The past has passed, let go of the pain, nostalgia, woulda, coulda, shoulda.
9) Practice everyday saying and/or doing something that is loving, helpful & purposeful.
10) Being too dependent on others doesn't allow you to know your own power to create what you need.
11) I am too blessed to be stressed, don't sweat the small stuff.
12) Most people are not bad or mad, they are just sad and don't know how to get the love and attention they deserve.
13) Everything you say and think has power to create its likeness.
14) Fear and procrastination are major enemies to success.
15) God loves me.
16) Don't ignore or mistreat people, everyone is important.
17) Don't give up 5 minutes before your miracle.
18) Good health is so valuable, fragile and a blessing. Drink a lot of water.
19) Don't take everything so serious, have a sense of humor.
20) People like to help or do business with people they already know, networking is critical. Meet and serve as many people as you can.
21) You didn't die from your mistakes, but you may have to repeat them, if you didn't learn the lesson.
22) We train other people how to treat us, self-esteem is NOT selfish, it's necessary.
23) Stay away from negative, critical, judgmental, gossipy people.
24) Spend as much time as possible around nature and beautiful environments.
25) Sometimes things you can't learn in a book or from a parent, teacher or pastor, you have to experience it for yourself.
26) Acknowledge your shortcomings and work to improve them Acknowledge your strengths, be humble but don't diminish or deny them.
27) Stay focused to get a job done. Either do it, delegate it or dump it.
28) I didn't die from the painful times in my life, they made me stronger.
29) Don't let a fool kiss you. Don't let a kiss fool you. Kisses aren't promises.
30) Have a life, don't depend on others to make you happy and fulfilled.
31) God is too big to fit into one religion, God is everywhere and in everything.
32) Marriage and parenting are serious commitments, don't be in a hurry.
33) Find ways to show appreciation to those you love and care about, not just on holidays or birthdays.
34) Pay attention to details and keep good records.
35) Prayer changes things. Trust God's divine plan.
36) If you take it, return it. If you break it, fix it. If you know it, live it. If you want it, ask for it. If you use it, clean it. If you wear it, hang it up. If made a mistake, take responsibility for it. If you have some share it. If you own it, protect it. If you love someone, show it. If you believe it, you can achieve it.
37) Time is precious, live everyday to it's fullest, everyday is a special occasion.
38) Learn to enjoy your own solitude.
39) People come into your life for a reason or a season. They bring joy and lessons.
40) Always stay in the light in spite of any bad news or changes. This positive attitude will help you stay in peace rather than fall to pieces
2) You CAN make a living doing what you love.
3) Never spend all the money you have. Save money and it saves you.
4) In bad times everyone can't help you and in good times everyone isn't as happy for you. Learn how to discern and develop true friends.
5) Don't make promises to your children you can't keep.
6) God is always listening, be careful with your inner self-talk.
7) People and creditors have long memories.
8) The past has passed, let go of the pain, nostalgia, woulda, coulda, shoulda.
9) Practice everyday saying and/or doing something that is loving, helpful & purposeful.
10) Being too dependent on others doesn't allow you to know your own power to create what you need.
11) I am too blessed to be stressed, don't sweat the small stuff.
12) Most people are not bad or mad, they are just sad and don't know how to get the love and attention they deserve.
13) Everything you say and think has power to create its likeness.
14) Fear and procrastination are major enemies to success.
15) God loves me.
16) Don't ignore or mistreat people, everyone is important.
17) Don't give up 5 minutes before your miracle.
18) Good health is so valuable, fragile and a blessing. Drink a lot of water.
19) Don't take everything so serious, have a sense of humor.
20) People like to help or do business with people they already know, networking is critical. Meet and serve as many people as you can.
21) You didn't die from your mistakes, but you may have to repeat them, if you didn't learn the lesson.
22) We train other people how to treat us, self-esteem is NOT selfish, it's necessary.
23) Stay away from negative, critical, judgmental, gossipy people.
24) Spend as much time as possible around nature and beautiful environments.
25) Sometimes things you can't learn in a book or from a parent, teacher or pastor, you have to experience it for yourself.
26) Acknowledge your shortcomings and work to improve them Acknowledge your strengths, be humble but don't diminish or deny them.
27) Stay focused to get a job done. Either do it, delegate it or dump it.
28) I didn't die from the painful times in my life, they made me stronger.
29) Don't let a fool kiss you. Don't let a kiss fool you. Kisses aren't promises.
30) Have a life, don't depend on others to make you happy and fulfilled.
31) God is too big to fit into one religion, God is everywhere and in everything.
32) Marriage and parenting are serious commitments, don't be in a hurry.
33) Find ways to show appreciation to those you love and care about, not just on holidays or birthdays.
34) Pay attention to details and keep good records.
35) Prayer changes things. Trust God's divine plan.
36) If you take it, return it. If you break it, fix it. If you know it, live it. If you want it, ask for it. If you use it, clean it. If you wear it, hang it up. If made a mistake, take responsibility for it. If you have some share it. If you own it, protect it. If you love someone, show it. If you believe it, you can achieve it.
37) Time is precious, live everyday to it's fullest, everyday is a special occasion.
38) Learn to enjoy your own solitude.
39) People come into your life for a reason or a season. They bring joy and lessons.
40) Always stay in the light in spite of any bad news or changes. This positive attitude will help you stay in peace rather than fall to pieces
Short Story
One old man was sitting with his 25 years old son in the train. Train is about to leave the station. All passengers are settling down their seat. As train started young man was filled with lot of joy and curiosity. He was sitting on the window side. He went out one hand and feeling the passing air. He shouted, "Papa see all trees are going behind". Old man smile and admired son feelings. Beside the young man one couple was sitting and listing all the conversion between father and son. They were little awkward the attitude of 25 years old man behaving like a small child. Suddenly young man again shouted, "Papa see the pond and animals. Clouds are moving with train". Couple was watching the young man in embarrassingly. Now its start raining and some of water drops touches the young man's hand. He filled with joy and he closed the eyes. He shouted again," Papa it's raining, water is touching me, see papa". Couple couldn't help themselves and ask to old man. Why don't you visit the Doctor and get treated your son. Old man said," Yes, We were coming from hospital only. Today only my son got the eyes first time in life".
Moral of story is, "Donot come to any conclusion until you know all facts".
Moral of story is, "Donot come to any conclusion until you know all facts".
Tulu Kenya Cricket Team
July 28, 2009
This is a true Story...Pls read it
This happened about a month ago near Lonavala.
A guy was driving from Mumbai to Pune and decided not t o take the
new
expressway as he wants to see the scenery. The inevitable happens
and when he reaches the ghats his car breaks down - he's stranded miles
from nowhere.
Having no choice he starts walking on the side of the road, hoping
toget a lift to the nearest town. It's dark and raining. And pretty soon
he's wet and shivering. The night rolls on and no car goes by, the rain is
so heavy he can hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly he sees a
car coming towards him. It slows and then stops next to him -
without thinking the guy opens the door and jumps in.
Seated in the back, he leans forward to thank the person who had
saved him - when he realizes there is nobody behind the wheel!!!
Even though there's no one in the front seat and no sound of any
engine, the car starts moving slowly. The guy looks at the road ahead and
sees a curve coming.
Scared almost to death he starts to pray, begging the Lord for his
life. He hasn't come out of shock, when just before he hits the curve, a
hand appears through the window and moves the wheel!
The car makes the curve safely and continues on the road to the
next bend.
The guy, now paralyzed in terror, watches how the hand appears
every time they are before a curve and moves the steering wheel just enough
to get the car around each bend.
Finally, the guy sees lights ahead. Gathering his courage he
wrenches open the door of the silent, slowly moving car, scrambles out and runs
as hard as he can towards the lights. It's a small town.
He stumbles into a dhaba, and asks for a drink, and breaks down.
Then he starts talking about the horrible experience he's just been
through. There is dead silence in the dhaba when he stops talking .....
.
.
.
.
.
.
....and that's when Santa and Banta Singh walk into the dhaba.
Santa points and says "Look Banta - that's the weird guy who got into our car
when we were pushing it
A guy was driving from Mumbai to Pune and decided not t o take the
new
expressway as he wants to see the scenery. The inevitable happens
and when he reaches the ghats his car breaks down - he's stranded miles
from nowhere.
Having no choice he starts walking on the side of the road, hoping
toget a lift to the nearest town. It's dark and raining. And pretty soon
he's wet and shivering. The night rolls on and no car goes by, the rain is
so heavy he can hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly he sees a
car coming towards him. It slows and then stops next to him -
without thinking the guy opens the door and jumps in.
Seated in the back, he leans forward to thank the person who had
saved him - when he realizes there is nobody behind the wheel!!!
Even though there's no one in the front seat and no sound of any
engine, the car starts moving slowly. The guy looks at the road ahead and
sees a curve coming.
Scared almost to death he starts to pray, begging the Lord for his
life. He hasn't come out of shock, when just before he hits the curve, a
hand appears through the window and moves the wheel!
The car makes the curve safely and continues on the road to the
next bend.
The guy, now paralyzed in terror, watches how the hand appears
every time they are before a curve and moves the steering wheel just enough
to get the car around each bend.
Finally, the guy sees lights ahead. Gathering his courage he
wrenches open the door of the silent, slowly moving car, scrambles out and runs
as hard as he can towards the lights. It's a small town.
He stumbles into a dhaba, and asks for a drink, and breaks down.
Then he starts talking about the horrible experience he's just been
through. There is dead silence in the dhaba when he stops talking .....
.
.
.
.
.
.
....and that's when Santa and Banta Singh walk into the dhaba.
Santa points and says "Look Banta - that's the weird guy who got into our car
when we were pushing it
BSNL Kelasa
Neeklena gurtha dakleg mathergla Panle .BSNL freshers and experiencd. kelasa undu
Eligibility:- BE,B.COM,B.A,B.Sc,BCA,BBM,MBA and Diploma with 45% and above.
Salary:- 15000
Job location :- Mangalore
Mail ur resume to:-
jobs_bsnl@sancharnet.in
Job nature:- BSNL TOWERDA MITT KULLINA KAKKEN GIDAPARE!!!
Eligibility:- BE,B.COM,B.A,B.Sc,BCA,BBM,MBA and Diploma with 45% and above.
Salary:- 15000
Job location :- Mangalore
Mail ur resume to:-
jobs_bsnl@sancharnet.in
Job nature:- BSNL TOWERDA MITT KULLINA KAKKEN GIDAPARE!!!
July 27, 2009
Nammakullu
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9.Rajani Bhasker - logixuae. Dubai
10.Prasanth Manjunath - Software Engineer -Chennai /London
11.ShivaPrasad – Charted Accountant -Bangalore
12. Shwetha Mangalokar- Software Engineer - Bangalore /US
13.Yaswanth Devadiga - Book Stall - Gateway Hotel, Mangalore
14.Ganesh Prasad - Sales Officer George Oakes Ltd-Mangalore
15.Seema Editor /WebDesigner /-Bokavishesha/Nammakullu /Student
/SDM CollegeMangalore
16.Pavanesh Devadiga -GM -Sales - IBS -IWIRENETWORKS - Bangalore
17.Kishore Devadiga-Prop:Shankar's Books,Gateway Hotel,Mangalore
18.Navin Ullal -Executive Processing ,ICICI Bank ..Mira Road, Mumbai
19.Avinash Ullal-Trainee (Marketing)-Axis Bank-Church Gate, Mumbai
ATTITUDE
How our inner Ego sometimes misjudges a PERSON
A lady in a faded grey dress and her husband, dressed in a homespun suit walked in timidly without an appointment into the Harvard University President's outer office. The secretary could tell in a moment that such backwoods, country hicks had no business at Harvard and probably didn't even deserve to be in Harvard.
"We want to see the President "the man said softly.” He'll be busy all day "the secretary snapped.” We'll wait" the lady replied.
For hours the secretary ignored them, hoping that the couple would finally become discouraged and go away. They didn't and the secretary grew frustrated and finally decided to disturb the president.
"Maybe if you see them for a few minutes, they'll leave" she said to him. The President, stern faced and with dignity, strutted toward the couple.
The lady told him "We had a son who attended Harvard for one year. He loved Harvard. He was happy here. But about a year ago, he was accidentally killed. My husband and I would like to erect a memorial to him, somewhere on campus."
The president wasn't touched....He was shocked. "Madam "he said, gruffly, " we can't put up a statue for every person who attended Harvard and died. If we did, this place would look like a cemetery."
"Oh, no," the lady explained quickly "We don't want to erect a statue. We thought we would like to give a building to Harvard."
The president rolled his eyes. He glanced at the gingham dress and homespun suit, and then exclaimed, "A building! Do you have any earthly idea how much a building costs? We have over seven and a half million dollars in the physical buildings here at Harvard."
For a moment the lady was silent. The president was pleased. Maybe he could get rid of them now.
The lady turned to her husband and said quietly, "Is that all it costs to start a university? Why don't we just start our own?" Her husband nodded. The president's face wilted in confusion and bewilderment. Mr. and Mrs. Leland Stanford got up and walked away, traveling to Palo Alto, California where they established the University that bears their name. StanfordUniversity( One of the Largest University in The World), a memorial to a son that Harvard no longer cared about.
Most of the time we judge people by their outer appearance, which can be misleading. And in this impression, we tend to treat people badly by thinking they can do nothing for us. Thus we tend to lose our potential good friends, Relatives
Hope i am passing this message with a write Note
Remember
In our Life, we seldom get people with whom we want to share & grow our thought process. But because of our inner EGO we miss them forever.
Pavanesh
Tulu Jokes
Police:: E gundana watch daaye kandini ?
Kaluve:: Yan kandiji ayene korni.
Police:: Aye nik yepa korni ?
Kaluve:: Yan bisathi thojanaga!!!!!!
Kaluve:: Yan kandiji ayene korni.
Police:: Aye nik yepa korni ?
Kaluve:: Yan bisathi thojanaga!!!!!!
July 25, 2009
Nagara Panchami
Nagara Panchami ( July 26/07/2009)
It comes in "shravana shukla panchami day"
on this day we worship "lord subramanya."/ Snake
previous day to this habba ,we have to put all clothes for madi (for all family members),and take head bath(oil bath)
on this day have to take head bath(but not to use any shikakayi or something)just wash with water
not to drink coffee also
perform the pooja with hasi halu(milk),ghee,water,hasi akki hittu,soaked kadale kallu,aralu,arishina,kukuma,hoovu.
take thirtha(water mixed with hutada mannu)
prepare chigali,tambittu,Akki kadubu with Turmeric Leaves ,sihi kayi kadubu do naivedya
oda hutidavaru(brothers and sisters) "tani eraedu kolluvudu"(means -have to apply milk and ghee on their back and navel) to each other
have to give elle adikae and dakshinae
prepare habbada adigae ,not to prepare any thing in oil this particular Day
Pavanesh
Sardar Jokes
2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile,
1st Sardar: chal police ko de k aate hain.
2 sardar: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to?
1st sardar: jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha
Sardar and Police
Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phaasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.
Doctor And Sardar .
Sardar 2 doctor: Mujhe 1 problem hai
Dr: Kya?
Sardar: Baat karte waqt aadmi dikhai nahi deta
Dr: aisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt
Sardar and Home
Man: Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kya karte ho?
Sardar: AC k paas ja k baith jata hun
Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?
Sardar: To A/C on kar leta hun
Sardar and prayer
A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,"He Vahe Guru meri lottery lagade.
"After 11 years Vahe Guru angrily appeared & said,"Khoti de puttar 1vari ticket to le le"
The real
Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha,kisine pucha, umbrella me hole kyun?
Sardar bola, Oye baarish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega
Sardar and Hitler
Hitler says, "There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"
Sardar says: Ab bolne se kya faayda? " Jub kharidi thi tab hi checkkarna tha na "
Sardar and Computer
Sardar: Yaar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k liye.
Sales man: Magar computer me inka kya kaam?
Sardar: Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows lagani hai.
Two Sardars1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?
2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda so hi jaye
1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya .
1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!
Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, trainkya cheez hai?
Sardar and Practical Exam
In bio practical:Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.Examiner: You are failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name
1st Sardar: chal police ko de k aate hain.
2 sardar: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to?
1st sardar: jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha
Sardar and Police
Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phaasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.
Doctor And Sardar .
Sardar 2 doctor: Mujhe 1 problem hai
Dr: Kya?
Sardar: Baat karte waqt aadmi dikhai nahi deta
Dr: aisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt
Sardar and Home
Man: Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kya karte ho?
Sardar: AC k paas ja k baith jata hun
Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?
Sardar: To A/C on kar leta hun
Sardar and prayer
A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,"He Vahe Guru meri lottery lagade.
"After 11 years Vahe Guru angrily appeared & said,"Khoti de puttar 1vari ticket to le le"
The real
Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha,kisine pucha, umbrella me hole kyun?
Sardar bola, Oye baarish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega
Sardar and Hitler
Hitler says, "There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"
Sardar says: Ab bolne se kya faayda? " Jub kharidi thi tab hi checkkarna tha na "
Sardar and Computer
Sardar: Yaar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k liye.
Sales man: Magar computer me inka kya kaam?
Sardar: Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows lagani hai.
Two Sardars1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?
2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda so hi jaye
1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya .
1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!
Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, trainkya cheez hai?
Sardar and Practical Exam
In bio practical:Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.Examiner: You are failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name
Mouse - Joke
One day a mouse was walking on the banks of a river that ran through the jungle in Kenya.
He saw a Hippopotamus in the water and shouted to the Hippopotamus, "Hey you, come out of the water onto this bank, NOW".The Hippopotamus lumbered onto the bank as requested. The mouse then said, "OK, you can get back in the water now".
The mouse continued walking along the bank until he came upon a lion having a little dip in the river. The mouseshouted across to the lion, "Hey you, up here, on this bank now!".The lion was a little concerned about this 'jumped up' mouse giving him orders but he complied and climbed up onto the bank. The mouse then said, "OK, you can get back into the water now". The lion shrugged and returned to the river.
The mouse continued his trip along the banks of the river until he came across an elephant having a good old soak.The mouse shouted to the elephant. "Hey you, Mr. Elephant, up here on this bank now!". The elephant lumbered out the water and was then told by the mouse to return to the water.
The elephant however was a little bit annoyed about having his soak disturbed so he said to the mouse, "What is going on? I've just seen you call the Hippopotamus, the lion and now me out of the water, why are you doing this ?".
The mouse replied, "when I find out who stole my swimming trunks, I will kill him!".
He saw a Hippopotamus in the water and shouted to the Hippopotamus, "Hey you, come out of the water onto this bank, NOW".The Hippopotamus lumbered onto the bank as requested. The mouse then said, "OK, you can get back in the water now".
The mouse continued walking along the bank until he came upon a lion having a little dip in the river. The mouseshouted across to the lion, "Hey you, up here, on this bank now!".The lion was a little concerned about this 'jumped up' mouse giving him orders but he complied and climbed up onto the bank. The mouse then said, "OK, you can get back into the water now". The lion shrugged and returned to the river.
The mouse continued his trip along the banks of the river until he came across an elephant having a good old soak.The mouse shouted to the elephant. "Hey you, Mr. Elephant, up here on this bank now!". The elephant lumbered out the water and was then told by the mouse to return to the water.
The elephant however was a little bit annoyed about having his soak disturbed so he said to the mouse, "What is going on? I've just seen you call the Hippopotamus, the lion and now me out of the water, why are you doing this ?".
The mouse replied, "when I find out who stole my swimming trunks, I will kill him!".
July 24, 2009
Tulu Jokes
Onji parabe soukhya daanthe kaande bega doctor nade pope.
Doctor:eeer gangasara parpara?
Parabe: etthe borchi... Bayyad thooka...
Doctor:eeer gangasara parpara?
Parabe: etthe borchi... Bayyad thooka...
July 23, 2009
Insipirational Personalities
Hi All
Pls go thru this link and meet some of the personalities whom you will all be inspired with!
http://docs.google.com/Edit?docid=dc55nmws_1gq8p27cn
Cheers !
Girish
Pls go thru this link and meet some of the personalities whom you will all be inspired with!
http://docs.google.com/Edit?docid=dc55nmws_1gq8p27cn
Cheers !
Girish
Ramappana Jokes
Onji sala Lilli the great Australian fast bowler Kudla gu barper.. Oorudu poora suddi ye suddi...
Ramapanna aa suddi kendh... Lilli gu cricket gobbere invitation korper..
Ramapanna maata cricket dress padondu picth gh barper.
Lilli first ball.. Baari jordh baltond battud bowl malpuver... Ramapannag bowl tojune ijji!!!
Lilli second ball malpuver.. Avula ramannagh tojji..
Third baal paadnaga.. Umpire.. Jorudh.. "NO BALL" nd panper..
Aik ramapanna gh kopa bath'dh... :"undu yenchina No ball .. Ninna ammade... Suruta radd baal olundu..Avulaa no ball”
Ramapanna aa suddi kendh... Lilli gu cricket gobbere invitation korper..
Ramapanna maata cricket dress padondu picth gh barper.
Lilli first ball.. Baari jordh baltond battud bowl malpuver... Ramapannag bowl tojune ijji!!!
Lilli second ball malpuver.. Avula ramannagh tojji..
Third baal paadnaga.. Umpire.. Jorudh.. "NO BALL" nd panper..
Aik ramapanna gh kopa bath'dh... :"undu yenchina No ball .. Ninna ammade... Suruta radd baal olundu..Avulaa no ball”
Hi
Someone needs to figure out how this works! Amazing.This will drive you crazy! I have not been able to crack it! Click here: Regifting Robin
Pavanesh
July 22, 2009
Nammakullu /Namma Family
Hi
Please check this Link this has around 273 People Linked & related to all of us
Regards
Pavanesh
Raampanna Jokes
Onji sala Raampanna onji madme'gh poper. Alpa aaramodu kulludu relax maltondippuve... Apaga madmeda hall'd onji jorda music paduver... "Ramba.. Ho.. Ho..ho..ho"
Ramapanna padya kendh...ful shock aaper.. Aareg padya incha kenudu..
"Raampa.. Po.. Po.. Po..."
Ramapanna seeda lakkondu illagh Poper!!
Ramapanna padya kendh...ful shock aaper.. Aareg padya incha kenudu..
"Raampa.. Po.. Po.. Po..."
Ramapanna seeda lakkondu illagh Poper!!
World's fattest doesn't diet yet
The 9 year old mountain boy Dzhambik Khatokhov Weights is a 150kg. His Buggy had unbreakable wheels and the family's chairs had to be specially made to prevent him crushing them to matchwood.Dzhambik Khatokhov is the world’s fattest child and he has adult size-eight shoes. His weight is more than to four children of his classmates. Dzhambik is known as Jambik and his ambition of winning gold for Russia at the Olympics. But British doctor says when he was met; his health is in grave danger.
Pavanesh
July 21, 2009
Aati Kalenja - Gradually Disappearing Tradition of Tulunadu
Hi
Did you know this Tradition i am seeing for the first time
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-ByIfD1OL4
Pavanesh
Did you know this Tradition i am seeing for the first time
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-ByIfD1OL4
Pavanesh
Intelligent Beggar
2 Beggars in London
Parvez and Habib are London beggars. They beg in different areas of the West End .. Habib begs just as long as Parvez but only collects 2 to 3 pounds every day.Parvez brings home a suitcase FULL of £10 notes, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend.Habib says to Parvez 'I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase full of £10 notes every day?'.Parvez says, .... 'Look at your sign, what does it say'?Habib's sign reads 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support'.'Parvez says ' No wonder you only get £2-3Habib says... 'So what does your sign say'?Parvez shows Habib his sign.......It reads, 'I only need another £10 to move back to Pakistan '..
Pavanesh
Tulu Song / Enchi Umilu
Hi
Please check this Link Bokka Enjoy Malple
1. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cL63Zxhx2k&feature=related
Pavanesh
Please check this Link Bokka Enjoy Malple
1. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cL63Zxhx2k&feature=related
Pavanesh
Tulu Jokes
Balee Chaa Parka...
Kaas ijjinda Kada parka...
Kada korjernda samaa nerka..
Boka illade pod Ganji Tali Parka...
Kaas ijjinda Kada parka...
Kada korjernda samaa nerka..
Boka illade pod Ganji Tali Parka...
July 20, 2009
Ladies Special!
Hi All
I have shared a link containing all spicy reciepies ...hope u all enjoy cooking and treat your near and dear ones! share your comments and views.
Login : Bokavishesha
password : mangalore2009
Vidya Girish Devadiga
Tsunami Predicted on 22nd July
Hi
CheckThis Link
http://docs.google.com/fileview?id=F.bf3355f8-f087-44fd-8132-26bff8369f3b
Login : bokavishesha
Pass word : mangalore2009
Pavanesh
July 19, 2009
BEST QUOTES:
: If i had my whole life to live over again , I dont think I'd have the strength...
: Theres just no place u can go any longer and escape the global problems, so one's thinking must become global...
: Before u critize someone walk a mile in their shoes , that way, wen u criticize them, you're mile away and u have their shoes.
:I've never believed in measuring one's worth by the size of his or her bank account, i prefer to look at distance travelled...
: we Cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours to amuse them.
: Wat u see and hear depends a good deal on where u are standing, it also depends on wat sort of person u are !
:History must repeat itself because we pay such little attention to it the first time...!
: Maturity begins wen we are content to feel we're right about something , without feeling the necessity to prove someone else is wrong...!
- Soumya V Devadiga
: Theres just no place u can go any longer and escape the global problems, so one's thinking must become global...
: Before u critize someone walk a mile in their shoes , that way, wen u criticize them, you're mile away and u have their shoes.
:I've never believed in measuring one's worth by the size of his or her bank account, i prefer to look at distance travelled...
: we Cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours to amuse them.
: Wat u see and hear depends a good deal on where u are standing, it also depends on wat sort of person u are !
:History must repeat itself because we pay such little attention to it the first time...!
: Maturity begins wen we are content to feel we're right about something , without feeling the necessity to prove someone else is wrong...!
- Soumya V Devadiga
July 17, 2009
Tide of Century
Hi
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(Dedicated to a wonderful feeling called-FRIENDSHIP)
Year : 1975Situation : Last day of school Arjun Singh and Pargat Singh are very close friends. The whole school talked about their friendship. They had been friends right from their kindergarten days. They have studied together, roamed around together, sat together in school, ate together. They both wanted to become Police officials and serve the country.But today was a day they always dreaded. It was their last day together.
On their way back from School Arjun started talkingArjun : Bro! I am moving to a different city to study. I will miss you manPargat: I will miss you too mate. But nothing can break our friendship. We will at least meet once every year.Arjun: Yes that is a dealAnd they parted with tears in their eyes... As time went by, both got busy with their work life. They kept their promise for two years and after that they moved on with their own lives and in the process Arjun lost his contact with Pargat. Time went by and both became Police Officers. Year: 2009 Venue: The Police station where Arjun works Tring... Tring... Arjun picks up the call and he gets a pleasant surprise... "Is this Arjun?" "Yes. Who is on the line?" " Bro. Its Pargat! I just found out that you are posted in this station" Tear drops welled up Arjun ' s eyes Arjun: Where are you? Pargat: I am standing outside the Police station. Come Out Arjun: Is it? I am coming right away. Arjun rushed out of the Police station and saw Pargat standing outside. They were seeing each other for the first time after thirty years. He wanted to go and hug his friend. But he could not hug his friend. It was a very touching moment for both of them :
On their way back from School Arjun started talkingArjun : Bro! I am moving to a different city to study. I will miss you manPargat: I will miss you too mate. But nothing can break our friendship. We will at least meet once every year.Arjun: Yes that is a dealAnd they parted with tears in their eyes... As time went by, both got busy with their work life. They kept their promise for two years and after that they moved on with their own lives and in the process Arjun lost his contact with Pargat. Time went by and both became Police Officers. Year: 2009 Venue: The Police station where Arjun works Tring... Tring... Arjun picks up the call and he gets a pleasant surprise... "Is this Arjun?" "Yes. Who is on the line?" " Bro. Its Pargat! I just found out that you are posted in this station" Tear drops welled up Arjun ' s eyes Arjun: Where are you? Pargat: I am standing outside the Police station. Come Out Arjun: Is it? I am coming right away. Arjun rushed out of the Police station and saw Pargat standing outside. They were seeing each other for the first time after thirty years. He wanted to go and hug his friend. But he could not hug his friend. It was a very touching moment for both of them :
Tulu Sudee
Aati Thingolu battund Sana garadida bakil muchind sona sankranthi mutta BOOTHA KULEKULU gattag popage , thathd mini yerala anchi povochi
July 16, 2009
Management Lessons
Lesson One
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?" The eagle answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Management Lesson - To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
Lesson Two
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get tothe top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day,after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Management Lesson - Bull shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
Lesson Three
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realise how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cowdung,and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Management Lesson -(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
Seema
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?" The eagle answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Management Lesson - To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
Lesson Two
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get tothe top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day,after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Management Lesson - Bull shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
Lesson Three
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realise how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cowdung,and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Management Lesson -(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
Seema
Sense Organs
Hi guys
I went thru this amazing link and was shocked to know how our brain works and how smart we are. Requesting all you guys to go thru this test individually and come back with a feedback. Anyone scoring above 15 should be a genius. So lets go for it .......Pls click
http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/body/interactives/senseschallenge/senses.swf
Girish
I went thru this amazing link and was shocked to know how our brain works and how smart we are. Requesting all you guys to go thru this test individually and come back with a feedback. Anyone scoring above 15 should be a genius. So lets go for it .......Pls click
http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/body/interactives/senseschallenge/senses.swf
Girish
On a positive Note,
On a positive Note,
I've learned that, no matter what happens, how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow.I've learned that making a 'living' is not the same thing as making a 'life..'
I've learned that life sometimes gives you a second chance.
I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands.You nee d to be able to throw something back sometimes.
I've learned that if you pursue happiness, it will elude you But, if you focus on your family, your friends, the needs of others, Your work and doing the very best you can, happiness will find you .
I've learned that whenever I decide something with an open heart, I usually make the right decision.
I've learned that even when I have pains, I don't have to be one.
I've learned that every day, you should reach out and touch someone.
People love that human touch -- holding hands, a warm hug, or just a friendly pat on the back.
I've learned that I still have a lot to learn.
I've learned that you should pass this on to everyone you care about .I just did.
Pavanesh .....
Tulu Jokes
Mademe Ayee bokka Bodidee kandenen lepoona reethi
Soorutha varsha - darling
2n varsha - Indeye
3n Varsha – Chinnu na Poppa
4n - Hoi
5n – Dane Kebi Kenuja?
6ne – Olu saidar ve
Soorutha varsha - darling
2n varsha - Indeye
3n Varsha – Chinnu na Poppa
4n - Hoi
5n – Dane Kebi Kenuja?
6ne – Olu saidar ve
Laws..
Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have leftwill start to move faster than the one you are in now.(this i learnt when iused to stand in ques for local train tickets)
Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, younever get an engaged one.(this i learned after i had mobile phone and lostatleast 20-25 rs in wrong numbers, that time i used to wonder y doesnt wrongnumbers get engaged)
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coatedwith grease, ur nose will begin to itch.(this dad must have experienced when heis greasing his car... hahahaha)
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll tothe least accessible corner.(my experience on ship)
Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late forwork because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have aflat tire.(ask dad he will surely feel its true ....... hahahaha)
Bath THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, thetelephone rings.(at home always .....)
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone youknow increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seenwith.(not me this time :-)).....)
LAW of the RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that amachine won't work, it will!
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inverselyproportional to the reach.
THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest fromthe aisle arrive last.
LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hotcoffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last untilthe coffee is cold.
Seema...
Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, younever get an engaged one.(this i learned after i had mobile phone and lostatleast 20-25 rs in wrong numbers, that time i used to wonder y doesnt wrongnumbers get engaged)
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coatedwith grease, ur nose will begin to itch.(this dad must have experienced when heis greasing his car... hahahaha)
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll tothe least accessible corner.(my experience on ship)
Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late forwork because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have aflat tire.(ask dad he will surely feel its true ....... hahahaha)
Bath THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, thetelephone rings.(at home always .....)
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone youknow increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seenwith.(not me this time :-)).....)
LAW of the RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that amachine won't work, it will!
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inverselyproportional to the reach.
THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest fromthe aisle arrive last.
LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hotcoffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last untilthe coffee is cold.
Seema...
ME and MY BOSS
When I Take a long time to finish,I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time,he is thorough
When I don't do it,I am lazy,When my boss does not do it,he is busy,
When I do something without being told,I am trying tobe smart,When my boss does the same,he takes the initiative,
When I please my boss,I am apple polishing,When my boss pleases his boss,he is cooperating,
When I make a mistake,you're an idiot.When my boss makes a mistake,he's only human.
When I am out of the office,I am wandering around.When my boss is out of the office,he's on business.
When I am on a day off sick,I am always sick.When my boss is a day off sick,he must be very ill.
When I apply for leave,I must be going for aninterviewWhen my boss applies for leave,it's because he'soverworked
When I do good,my boss never remembers,When I do wrong,he never forgets
"It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent,it is the one that is most adaptable to change."….Charles Darwin
When my boss takes a long time,he is thorough
When I don't do it,I am lazy,When my boss does not do it,he is busy,
When I do something without being told,I am trying tobe smart,When my boss does the same,he takes the initiative,
When I please my boss,I am apple polishing,When my boss pleases his boss,he is cooperating,
When I make a mistake,you're an idiot.When my boss makes a mistake,he's only human.
When I am out of the office,I am wandering around.When my boss is out of the office,he's on business.
When I am on a day off sick,I am always sick.When my boss is a day off sick,he must be very ill.
When I apply for leave,I must be going for aninterviewWhen my boss applies for leave,it's because he'soverworked
When I do good,my boss never remembers,When I do wrong,he never forgets
"It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent,it is the one that is most adaptable to change."….Charles Darwin
July 15, 2009
Namakullu / Namma Family
1. My Family Members
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2. My Full Family Chart
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3.My Ancestors
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Pavanesh Devadiga
Member
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2. My Full Family Chart
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3.My Ancestors
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Pavanesh Devadiga
Member
Tulu Jokes
Kenche : Yanoji Natakodu Part Malthondulle . Barry edde role .enk onji shabdhala paathera ijji . Dhosti : Avu va namunede part marere? Kenche: Punatha
Sardar Jokes
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever - What will come first, Chicken or egg? O Yaar, whatever U order first, will come first.
A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce. Judge asked: How'll U divide your kids, U"VE 3 children? Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR
A man: "Sardarji, tell me, why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in the evening not in the morning?"Sardarji: ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.
Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it?Guess what... To avoid side effects!!!
Pavanesh....
A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce. Judge asked: How'll U divide your kids, U"VE 3 children? Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR
A man: "Sardarji, tell me, why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in the evening not in the morning?"Sardarji: ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.
Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it?Guess what... To avoid side effects!!!
Pavanesh....
Management Lessons
Management Lesson One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops - a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well. At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a guy got on. Six feet eight,built like a wrestler, arms hanging down to the ground. He glared at the driver and said, "Big John doesn't pay!" and sat down at the back. Did I mention that the driver was five feet three, thin, and basically meek? Well, he was. Naturally, he didn't argue with Big John, but he wasn't happy about it. The next day the same thing happened - Big John got on again, made a show of refusing to pay, and sat down. And the next day,and the next. This grated on the bus driver, who started losing sleep over the way BigJohn was taking advantage of him.Finally he could stand it no longer. He signed up for body building courses, karate, judo, and all that good stuff. By the end of the summer, he had become quite strong; what's more, he felt really good about himself. So on the next Monday, when Big John once again got on the bus and said, "Big John doesn't pay!" The driver stood up, glared back at the passenger, and screamed, "And why not? " With a surprised look on his face, Big John replied, "Big John has a bus pass ." Management Lesson: "Be sure there is a problem in the first place before working hard to solve one."
Pavanesh.....
July 14, 2009
TATERS
TATERS
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Some people never seem motivated to participate,
but are just content to watch while others do the work.
They are called "Spec Taters".
Some people never do anything to help, but are gifted
at finding fault with the way others do the work.
They are called "Comment Taters".
Some people are very bossy and like to tell others what
to do, but don't want to soil their own hands.
They are called "Dick Taters".
Some people are always looking to cause problems by
asking others to agree with them. It is too hot or too cold, too sour or too sweet.
They are called "Agie Taters".
There are those who say they will help, but somehow
just never get around to actually doing the promised help.
They are called "Hezzie Taters".
Some people can put up a front and pretend to be
someone they are not.
They are called "Immy Taters".
Then there are those who love others and do what they
say they will. They are always prepared to stop whatever they are doing and lend a helping hand.
They bring real sunshine into the lives of others.
They are called "Sweet Po Taters".
If you know any "Sweet Po Taters", send this to them!!
I just did !!
Pavanesh
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Some people never seem motivated to participate,
but are just content to watch while others do the work.
They are called "Spec Taters".
Some people never do anything to help, but are gifted
at finding fault with the way others do the work.
They are called "Comment Taters".
Some people are very bossy and like to tell others what
to do, but don't want to soil their own hands.
They are called "Dick Taters".
Some people are always looking to cause problems by
asking others to agree with them. It is too hot or too cold, too sour or too sweet.
They are called "Agie Taters".
There are those who say they will help, but somehow
just never get around to actually doing the promised help.
They are called "Hezzie Taters".
Some people can put up a front and pretend to be
someone they are not.
They are called "Immy Taters".
Then there are those who love others and do what they
say they will. They are always prepared to stop whatever they are doing and lend a helping hand.
They bring real sunshine into the lives of others.
They are called "Sweet Po Taters".
If you know any "Sweet Po Taters", send this to them!!
I just did !!
Pavanesh
Tulu Jokes
Ondu Pelakai Kondare 25 Pachir Free,25 Pachir Thindare 25 Peltari Free ,25 Peltari Thindare Hosa Hosa Ring Tone Free
Enjoy Have a Nice Day
Pavanesh
Enjoy Have a Nice Day
Pavanesh
July 13, 2009
My Family Tree
Hi
Check this Link Please do the necessary changes in your date of Birth if required also if you want to load differenet photos you can do that , Please add your family details in the link to make it a bigger Tree
sign in Details
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pass@123
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Or
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Regards
Pavanesh
Check this Link Please do the necessary changes in your date of Birth if required also if you want to load differenet photos you can do that , Please add your family details in the link to make it a bigger Tree
sign in Details
pavaneshdevadiga@gmail.com
pass@123
http://www.myheritage.com/FP/family-tree.php?s=66578182
Or
http://www.myheritage.com/FP/family-tree.php?s=66578182&treeMode=immersive
Regards
Pavanesh
Blood Bank Details
Hi,
Now it has become easier to get the blood we need.All you have to do is just type:"BLOOD and send SMS to 96000 97000"FOR EXAMPLE: "BLOOD B+"A BLOOD DONOR WILL CALL YOU BACK.So please pass this message to all.. Its a Must to Know & Share with others.Do it now inthe minute you spare to share this information. You can save somebody's life with rare Blood Group! If you couldn't be a Donor be a Communicator.
please visit:www.rbsw.org/water-project.html and see what you can do for the Good of Society.
Now it has become easier to get the blood we need.All you have to do is just type:"BLOOD and send SMS to 96000 97000"FOR EXAMPLE: "BLOOD B+"A BLOOD DONOR WILL CALL YOU BACK.So please pass this message to all.. Its a Must to Know & Share with others.Do it now inthe minute you spare to share this information. You can save somebody's life with rare Blood Group! If you couldn't be a Donor be a Communicator.
please visit:www.rbsw.org/water-project.html and see what you can do for the Good of Society.
Wel Come
Dear All
Finally we have made....Bokavishesha should be the platform to share all our views good or bad, Happy or Sad, Anythings that comes across you and u feel it has to be shared must be posted. !
We have bridged the gap......By the way who are the nine persons who have voted for this name ! Within a day i can see 9 votes for this name ??? They should be in Parliament and i can smell politics in thier blood !
Ha Ha Ha! Cheers and Welcome once again to "Bokavishesha Club".
Joke of the Day!
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You are failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name
Highlights of the Day: Above Picture
Bandra Worli Sealink Flyover- Amazing flyover of Mumbai built across arabian sea, recently inagurated, 1500 Cr project and one of the beauty spot of Mumbai.
Tulu Jokes
Nikkleg Onji Prashne
Janardhana Poojary Na Manded Golibaje Encha Bathund …..?
1.Arena Bodide Hakudini
2.Thendel Burdini
3.Hindulena Shaapa
4. Beccha enne ratidhini
5.Court du Chore Malpunaga Judge Suthedu Hakine
Netha answer Panle ( Prize 1 Katta Gloibaje )
Janardhana Poojary Na Manded Golibaje Encha Bathund …..?
1.Arena Bodide Hakudini
2.Thendel Burdini
3.Hindulena Shaapa
4. Beccha enne ratidhini
5.Court du Chore Malpunaga Judge Suthedu Hakine
Netha answer Panle ( Prize 1 Katta Gloibaje )
TULU ONE LINERS
Dooradoo Thunaga Goome , Dooradoo Thunaga Goome , Kaithal podu thupe Kumarswamy Na AMME
Tulu Jokes
Tulu barpunda ? Apanda Odule..
One day manmohan singh call his secretary & ask him how does this mangloreans come to know of each and every news in advance.
'Simple', say's secetary," when ever this mangloreans meet each other, they greet with Andha.... Bokka. .. Vishesha?, so the other manglorean who knows of any news passes to him & this way they meet greet & pass the news known, & know the news fastest in advance".
Manmohan singh plans to check this out himself, so changes his attire into a manglorean.. ......... . clean shaved & hair cut ....white full sleeve shirt with White lungi & a gold chain & bracelete & he went to mangalore HAMPANKATTA
So he goes to a pan shop & he purchases a 555 & asked his manglorean co-buyer at that shop " Andha... Bokka... Vishesha?
He replied " Namma PM.....Manmone. ..... Kudla Baidege atta....? ancha suddi undu........ ..!!!!
solmelu..
DEVADIGA
Devadiga (also Moily, Sherigar, Shriyan, Gujaran) is a sub-caste in Hinduism, who mainly hail from south and west coast of Karnataka, India. Traditionally, the name is ascribed to a community of Hindu temple musicians.
[edit] Origins
The name "Devadiga" is derived from archaic tulu term "Deva Adiga" ('Devara Adiyalu' means "God's Worker"). Devadiga is a community of Hindu temple musicians hailing from the west coast of Karnataka, India. The community members are now scattered all over India mainly in Mumbai, Bangalore,Mangalore and other cosmopolites.However the major concentration of the population is still in Kanara Districts and many still practice this ancient art in all the temples of this historic area. Devadigas are also known as Moily & Sherigar and many sport these surnames.This site is dedicated to those persons who have contributed to the welfare of this ancient community
[edit] Origins
The name "Devadiga" is derived from archaic tulu term "Deva Adiga" ('Devara Adiyalu' means "God's Worker"). Devadiga is a community of Hindu temple musicians hailing from the west coast of Karnataka, India. The community members are now scattered all over India mainly in Mumbai, Bangalore,Mangalore and other cosmopolites.However the major concentration of the population is still in Kanara Districts and many still practice this ancient art in all the temples of this historic area. Devadigas are also known as Moily & Sherigar and many sport these surnames.This site is dedicated to those persons who have contributed to the welfare of this ancient community
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