July 15, 2009

Sardar Jokes

Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever - What will come first, Chicken or egg? O Yaar, whatever U order first, will come first.

A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce. Judge asked: How'll U divide your kids, U"VE 3 children? Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR

A man: "Sardarji, tell me, why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in the evening not in the morning?"Sardarji: ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.

Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it?Guess what... To avoid side effects!!!

Pavanesh....

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