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Intelligent Beggar

2 Beggars in London
Parvez and Habib are London beggars. They beg in different areas of the West End .. Habib begs just as long as Parvez but only collects 2 to 3 pounds every day.Parvez brings home a suitcase FULL of £10 notes, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend.Habib says to Parvez 'I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase full of £10 notes every day?'.Parvez says, .... 'Look at your sign, what does it say'?Habib's sign reads 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support'.'Parvez says ' No wonder you only get £2-3Habib says... 'So what does your sign say'?Parvez shows Habib his sign.......It reads, 'I only need another £10 to move back to Pakistan '..

Pavanesh

Sardar Jokes

Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever - What will come first, Chicken or egg? O Yaar, whatever U order first, will come first.

A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce. Judge asked: How'll U divide your kids, U"VE 3 children? Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR

A man: "Sardarji, tell me, why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in the evening not in the morning?"Sardarji: ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.

Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it?Guess what... To avoid side effects!!!

Pavanesh....