Laws..

Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have leftwill start to move faster than the one you are in now.(this i learnt when iused to stand in ques for local train tickets)
Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, younever get an engaged one.(this i learned after i had mobile phone and lostatleast 20-25 rs in wrong numbers, that time i used to wonder y doesnt wrongnumbers get engaged)
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coatedwith grease, ur nose will begin to itch.(this dad must have experienced when heis greasing his car... hahahaha)
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll tothe least accessible corner.(my experience on ship)
Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late forwork because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have aflat tire.(ask dad he will surely feel its true ....... hahahaha)
Bath THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, thetelephone rings.(at home always .....)
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone youknow increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seenwith.(not me this time :-)).....)
LAW of the RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that amachine won't work, it will!
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inverselyproportional to the reach.
THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest fromthe aisle arrive last.
LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hotcoffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last untilthe coffee is cold.

Seema...