Gujarathi Bhai! How do they Survive Anywhere!

Why Gujarati do good in any field
Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman forMicrosoft Europe.

5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Kantibhai Shah.
Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave.
2000 people leave the room.
Kantibhai says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to loseif I stay. I'll give it a try'

Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100people may leave.
2000 people leave the room.
Kantibhai says to himself ' I never managed anybody by myself but I havenothing to lose if I stay.what can happen to me?' So he stays....... ......

Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may leave.
>500 people leave the room.
Kantibhai says to himself, 'I left school at 15 but what have I got tolose?' So he stays in the room..

Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak, Serbo - Croat toleave.
498 people leave the room.
Kantibhai says to himself, ' I do not speak one word ofSerbo - Croat but what do I have to lose?'So he stays and finds himself with One other candidate.

Everyone else has gone.Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only twocandidates who speak Serbo - Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have aconversation together in that language.'
Calmly, Kantibhai turns to the other candidate and says, `Kem Chhe Bapu ?...

The other candidate answers 'Ekdam Majama !!